Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Why Nobody Likes to Fly Anymore

Reason #4: Security is run by bozos.

Airlines: TSA Detains 5-Year-Old As National Security Risk: "A 5-year-old boy was detained as 'security risk' because he had the same name of someone on the TSA 'No-Fly' list. The TSA had to conduct a full search of their persons and belongings. When his mother went to pick him up and hug him and comfort him during the proceedings, she was told not to touch him because he was a national security risk."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Idiots.

Fred Blosser said...

Hey, trust TSA. "Five year old" my ass. bin-Laden is trying to sneak agents into the U.S. disguised as pre-schoolers and soccer moms. The CIA caught on and warned TSA. Langley got wise when bin Laden put in a Netflix order for that recent piece of crap with one of the Wayans Bros. in baby clothes. I bet "Mom" has beard stubble and hairy legs.

Anonymous said...

Bill, if you keep saying things like that, you, too, will be super-screened by the TSA. Watch yourself, my friend, they are every where watching and listening.

sas

Cap'n Bob said...

I never did trust those five-year-olds.

Anonymous said...

the government is protecting us. we're doomed. hard to say who hates american bureaucrats more, the muslims or the americans. when the fighting gets to the streets everybody will be shooting everybody. just like in iraq. good work, george.