Okay, folks, the third book in the Rancho Diablo series for Kindle has been on Amazon for several days now, and I'm not as rich as Joe Konrath. Nor am I turning down high six-figure offers from major traditional publishers so I can go straight to Kindle. You people need to buy the book so I can start living in the style to which I want to become accustomed.
Saturday, April 09, 2011
Dead Man's Revenge --Colby Jackson
Okay, folks, the third book in the Rancho Diablo series for Kindle has been on Amazon for several days now, and I'm not as rich as Joe Konrath. Nor am I turning down high six-figure offers from major traditional publishers so I can go straight to Kindle. You people need to buy the book so I can start living in the style to which I want to become accustomed.
He's Counting the Days
Sidney Lumet, R. I. P.
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And now for something completely different, a nonfiction book from Thomas Nelson. You may have heard the story about the band that played on the Titanic as the ship went down, but you haven't heard the whole story. Flutes in Space!
That's because part of it will be from space itself: The International Space Station, to be specific.
On April 12, Anderson will be taking part in a duet with U.S. astronaut Col. Catherine Coleman, also a flutist, to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Russian astronaut Yuri Gagarin's first manned space flight in 1961."
A Contest with a Great Prize
Naked Penguins Would Be a Good Name for a Rock Band
Today's Rant
Following is an excerpt of the suspect’s rant.
“I’m, uh, not a citizen of the United…you took my pants off? Look at this! This is…I will sue for this. I will [inaudible] for this in my court, because my court isn’t your court of California. The courts, the, the…do you know what the bar is? It’s the British Accredited Registry. That’s why lawyers are accredited by Britain, not America! It’s a fake system! It’s all for control!”"
Cardboard Thieves!
And Keep Off His Lawn!
Friday, April 08, 2011
Rodent Update
Joanie Ranahan was having a little engine trouble, so she took her car to a mechanic. The problem was immediately obvious — there was a family of squirrels nesting inside."
This Happened Often in Classes I Taught
Craig Thomas, R. I. P.
Fans regard the Cardiff-born author as the inventor of the techno-thriller genre which includes his book, Firefox, made into a Hollywood blockbuster.
The 1982 movie starred Clint Eastwood as the US fighter pilot and spy Mitchell Gant, a character in a series of Thomas's books."
2011 Science Fiction Hall of Fame Inductees
The 2011 inductees to the Science Fiction Hall of Fame are Harlan Ellison, Vincent Di Fate, Moebius, and Gardner Dozois."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
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Lumen is what I'd call a literary crime novel, one that has an interesting setting: Nazi-occupied Cracow. It's from Bitter Lemon Press, and here's the full description: "Equal parts wartime political intrigue, detective story, psychological thriller and religious mystery, Pastor's debut follows a German army captain and a Chicago priest as they investigate the death of a nun in Nazi-occupied Poland. Mother Kazimierza's alleged power to see the future has brought her a devoted following; her motto, "Lumen Christi Adiuva Nos" ("Light of Christ, help us"), gives the novel its title. In October 1939, Captain Martin Bora discovers the abbess shot dead in her convent garden. Father Malecki has come to Cracow at the pope's bidding, to investigate Mother Kazimierza's powers. Now the Vatican orders him to stay and assist in the inquiry into her killing. Meanwhile, the Germans are consolidating their hold on their Polish territory, dispossessing farmers, beating civilians and forcing Jews into labour gangs. Stunned by the violence of the occupation and by the ideology of his colleagues, Bora’s sense of Prussian duty is tested to the breaking point. The interference of seductive actress Ewa Kowalska does not help but after two suicides, much detective work and conversations with Malecki, never easy for Bora, about choice and chance, good and evil, Bora and Malecki discover the true story of the abbess's death."
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
Will Texas Lead the Way?
A bill passed in the state House of Representatives would raise the speed limit to 85 miles per hour on certain long stretches of road or designated lanes. The Senate is working on a similar proposal.
If the bill becomes a law, Texas will have the highest speed limit in the country."
Grilling Michael Connelly
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
I Am Not Among Them
Natural 'short sleepers,' as they're officially known, are night owls and early birds simultaneously. They typically turn in well after midnight, then get up just a few hours later and barrel through the day without needing to take naps or load up on caffeine.
They are also energetic, outgoing, optimistic and ambitious, according to the few researchers who have studied them. The pattern sometimes starts in childhood and often runs in families.
While it's unclear if all short sleepers are high achievers, they do have more time in the day to do things, and keep finding more interesting things to do than sleep, often doing several things at once."
Forgotten Books: The Elmore Leonard Reader -- Elmore Leonard
There are those who would argue that this isn't a real book. We'll just ignore them.Thursday, April 07, 2011
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
Will the Persecution Never End?
A German insurer, Allianz SE (ALVG.DE), has sued the celebrity socialite and heiress to the Hilton Hotels fortune, saying she has ignored several attempts to recover the borrowed jewels."
Everything Old is New Again
Worse Than a Bite?
Spring Issue of Mysterical-E Is Now On-Line
Michael Connelly Interview
Judy and I will be driving over to Houston a little later this morning for the luncheon sponsored by Murder by the Book. The guest is Michael Connelly, and I'll have the pleasure of interviewing him. I have plenty of questions to ask him, but I'll probably forget half of them. I suspect he's there to plug The Fifth Witness and the new movie of The Lincoln Lawyer, and while I'm interested in those things, there are a lot of other things that I'd rather ask about. Should be fun.
Croc Update (Meat Smuggling Edition)
Agents found 7 pounds of cooked antelope and a whole cooked crocodile in the luggage of a woman arriving on a flight from Ethiopia."
National Recording Registry Update
Gator Update (Baggy Pants Edition)
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
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Stephen Unger's In the Footsteps of Dracula is a different kind of travel book. It has everything you need to know if you're planning to take a trip to the land of Vlad the Impaler, including a sample itinerary, a practical guide to the Dracula trail, and a whole lot more. If you're like me and don't plan to make the trip, there are over 185 great photos, most of them in color. For twenty bucks, this might be the best trip you ever took while sitting at home. Check it out.
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This is a good new p.i. novel from Perfect Crime Books. It's about Hayes Rutherford (not Rutherford Hayes). Hayes is an ex-con turned off-the-books p.i. on a case that begins in Hollywood and ends in D. C. You can read more about it on Ed Gorman's blog. Perfect Crime Books publishes some good stuff, and all their books are worth your attention.
Antiques Knock-Off -- Barbara Allan (Barbara and Max Allan Collins)
Brandy Borne, seven months pregnant with a child that isn't hers, and Vivian, her mother, who is really her grandmother, are back on the scene, and sure enough, there's another murder. This time it involves Brandy's sister, who is really her mother. If you think that sounds confusing, it's not, and it's all actually very funny. In fact, the first page of this book is so funny and so well done that I just had to stop reading for a while and admire it. A Reminder
My contribution to the Rancho Diablo series is now live on Amazon. Sam Blaylock just wants to establish his ranch and get his family settled in, but someone, or something, doesn't like that idea. This time even the law doesn't seem to be on Sam's side. A mere $2.99. Check it out. Kindle only right now. Nook to come later, assuming I can figure out how.
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
Feeling Safer Now?
And They Still Make These, Too
Yes, You Can Still Buy One

The Classic Manual Typewriter - Hammacher Schlemmer: "This is the classic manual typewriter, the indispensable tool used by celebrated 20th Century authors Ernest Hemingway, Tennessee Williams, and Jack Kerouac. Though supplanted by computers, the mechanical typewriter still has its devotees (authors Larry McMurtry and David McCullough among them), many who claim the click-clacking of its keys inspires creative thinking. This typewriter also proves invaluable for addressing envelopes, creating labels, or filling out forms--simple tasks that can be confounding with a computer printer. Not a reconditioned model, it comes from the ever-dwindling reserve of new manuals
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
Return of the Western?
THR reports that Warner Bros. has picked up a spec script called Wild Guns, a project described as having 'shades of Tombstone and Sherlock Holmes.' The project, which centers on the legendary Earp as well as Doc Holliday, is the second to be set up with the characters to in the last month, The First Ride of Wyatt Earp having been announced last month. In the story, written by T.S. Nowlin for Gianni Nunnari, Earp and Holliday are hired to rescue the daughter of Sitting Bull after she is kidnapped by a powerful Shaman."
Blood Crimes -- Dave Zeltserman
Okay, let's say you're a vampire with conscience. Let's say you decide that since you can't live without blood, you'll take it, but only from the worst of the worst. Dexter with a vampire? Not exactly. Zeltserman's e-book is more intense and even bloodier. I'd call it the anti-Twilight, and in my book that's a good thing. Criminal Geniuses of the Day
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
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Mike Nevins, who wrote the introduction to this collection of two novels by William Ard, is a convincing guy. After hearing his presentation on Ard at a long-ago Bouchercon, I rushed into the dealers' room and bought a bunch of Ard novels. Now you can get a couple of them (The Perfect Frame and .38 aka You Can't Stop Me) by mail, both in one volume from Ramble House, with a classic Nevins intro thrown into the mix. "In 1951 William Ard, in response to the wave of sadism and cruelty that was personified in the novels of Mickey Spillane, introduced Timothy Dane, a kinder, gentler PI. He set the tone for a series of Timothy Dane mysteries and Ramble House is proud to be bringing them back, two at a time, for all the young readers who may have missed the great William Ard. It's also for us oldsters who remember reading Ard the first time but can't easily find the rare Monarch and Popular Library vintage paperbacks.
Read Francis M. Nevins' informative introduction to see why William Ard matters and why all of his books need to be brought back into print."
Evil at a New Low Price

For two weeks you can get the first book in the Dead Man series for your Kindle at the low, low price of 99 cents. Check it out. And while you're at it, you might also want to readthis interview with Lee Goldberg, who talks about the series.
New Round Robin Story and New Contest Begin at Top Suspense
Just in Time for Easter
Three to 5 million years ago, a rabbit species there grew about half a meter high with an estimated weight of 12 kilograms (about 26 pounds), researchers report in the March Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology."
It's What You've been Waiting for, Folks!
Twenty years after the Wyld Stallions played hero and became the biggest band in the universe, the boys from San Dimas will be coming back to the big screen."
Forgotten Films: Undersea Kingdom
Undersea Kingdom is the second serial from Republic Studios, not a "film." Still, it's one of my favorites, so I thought I'd give it a mention. If you watched the trailer (see previous post), you know that this serial has "everything you want: mechanical men, . . rocket submarines, rocket aeroplanes, earthquakes!" It also has disintegrator rays. And, speaking of rays, it has Ray "Crash" Corrigan, too. Plus Lon Chaney, Jr., and the alleged comedy of Smiley Burnett, of which the less said, the better. You have your super-weapons and robots in the same society with guys riding horses and having sword fights. What's not to like?Monday, April 04, 2011
2011 Scribe Nominees
GENERAL ORIGINAL
CSI: SHOCK TREATMENT by Greg Cox
BURN NOTICE: The Giveaway by Tod Goldberg
MIKE HAMMER: THE BIG BANG by Max Allan Collins and Mickey Spillane
MURDER SHE WROTE: The Queen's Jewels by Donald Bain
PSYCH: The Call of the Mild by William Rabkin
SAVING GRACE: TOUGH LOVE by Nancy Holder
SPECULATIVE ORIGINAL
GUILD WARS: GHOSTS OF ASCALON by Matt Forbeck and Jeff Grubb
STAR TREK: MIRROR UNIVERSE: THE SORROWS OF THE EMPIRE by David Mack
STAR WARS: FORCE UNLEASHED II by Sean Williams
SUPERNATURAL: HEART OF THE DRAGON by Keith R. A. DeCandido
WARHAMMER: BLOODBORN: ULRIKA THE VAMPIRE by Nathan Long
BEST ADAPTATION
FINAL CRISIS by Greg Cox
GOD OF WAR by Matthew Stover & Robert E. Vardeman
THE WOLFMAN by Jonathan Maberry
BEST YOUNG ADULT
ALPHA & OMEGA: THE JUNIOR NOVEL by Aaron Rosenberg
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: ALDWYNS ACADEMY by Nathan Meyer
THUNDERBIRDS: SITUATION CRITICAL by Joan Marie Yerba
The Fifth Annual Scribe Awards will be given at a ceremony and panel discussion held during Comic Con International in San Diego in July 2011. Details will be announced soon.
For more information contact
Max Allan Collins (macphilms@hotmail.com)
Lee Goldberg (lee@leegoldberg.com)
Have They Never Heard of Gozilla?
And Who Can Blame Him?
Here's the Plot for Your Next Big Caper Novel
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Texas Tales Illustrated by Mike Kearby and Mack White: "'In the grand tradition of Rosenfield and Patton's Texas History Movies and the wonderful graphic novels of Jack Jackson, we now have Mike Kearby and Mack White's marvelous Texas Tales illustrated. Clear writing, great art, and solid history make for a winning combination that will delight and educate readers both young and old.'--Paul Andrew Hutton, University of New Mexico
“…Texas Tales is a historically accurate and refreshing approach to educating and entertaining readers of all ages on the Texas Revolution ...”
--Stephen Moore, author of Eighteen Minutes: The Battle of San Jacinto
and the Texas Independence Campaign."
Naked Cheetos Would Be an Excellent Name for a Rock Band
No doubt the world would be a considerably duller place without artificial food coloring. But might it also be a safer place? The Center for Science in the Public Interest, an advocacy group, asked the government last week to ban artificial coloring because the dyes that are used in some foods might worsen hyperactivity in some children."
The Top Suspense Group on Creating & Sustaining Suspense
It's a Good Thing She Didn't Have Access to Duct Tape
All Righty, Then
The 'puppy' has wool like a lamb but its mouth, nose, eyes, paws and tail look more like those of a dog. Thousands of people have visited Mr Liu's Shaanxi province farm to see for themselves."
No Comment Department
Sunday, April 03, 2011
Gator Update (Judicial Edition)
The First Time Ever
You may bless him for it or curse him for it. At this juncture, it hardly matters. The impact of what he did is so enormous that judging it now is almost beside the point.
The man's name was Martin Cooper. He was 44 at the time.
He made a cell phone call."
UFO Update
Gone Phishing
The result: You may be the target of phishing attempts that feature names you'd normally trust."
Lake Charles -- Ed Lynskey
You think you have troubles? Just be glad you're not Brendan Fishback, who's accused of the murder of the daughter of one of the most powerful me in Yellow Snake, Tennessee. Brendan's not entirely sure he didn't kill Ashleigh Sizemore because after they smoked a little pot and had sex, he passed out. When he work up, she was dead.






























