Monday, February 07, 2011
First Snooki, and Now This
As noted by Political Wire, an Amazon listing for an 'Untitled Bristol Palin Memoir' -- in hardcover no less -- has been created, announcing that the 304-page book will be available for a little over $17."
Philly Leads the Way
Out of the Gutter Update
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
The measure, introduced by State Sen. Kirk Watson (D-Austin), would make sexting a Class C misdemeanor requiring a court appearance for the teenaged violator, and would allow a judge to 'sentence' his or her parent to participate in an education program on sexting's long-term harmful consequences."
Brian Jacques, R. I. P.
Brian Jacques' Redwall series of books were translated into 29 languages and sold 20m globally.
He first wrote the series, set in an abbey populated by animals, for children at the Royal Wavertree School for the Blind in Liverpool.
The Liverpool-born writer's weekly show, Jakestown, ran on BBC Radio Merseyside for more than 20 years.
He died after a heart attack at the weekend and leaves a wife and two grown up sons."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
DALLAS, TX – The most valuable animation cel in the world, and one of the most important Mickey Mouse collectibles in existence – The Band Concert Production Cel Animation Art, Walt Disney, 1935 – will be part of Heritage Auctions Feb. 24-25 Signature® Comics and Comic Art Auction. It is estimated at $100,000+. It is thought to be the only production setup in existence from the first Mickey cartoon that features Mickey and the entire band.
“This cel is, in many ways, the ultimate Mickey Mouse item a collector could ever hope to acquire,” said Barry Sandoval, Director of Operations of the Comics category at Heritage. “The Band Concert was the very first theatrical Mickey Mouse cartoon in color, and has long been cherished by Disney fans worldwide.”
Seepy Sings!
Yellow Wine Update
'Finally, yellow wine has hit the big leagues,' said wine festival founder Bernard Badoz of Jura's trademark beverage."
Here's the Plot for Your Next Prison Thriller
The guards became suspicious when they saw what they described as irregular shapes underneath the girl's jumper.
When they investigated they found 74 mobile phones and a revolver taped to her back."
Brooklyn Leads the Way
Sunday, February 06, 2011
Gary Moore, R. I. P.
Born April 4, 1952 in Belfast, Northern Ireland, (William) Gary Moore played some fine guitar.
During a cross-genre musical career that dates back to the 60s, he is perhaps best known for his work with Thin Lizzy, Skid Row and Colosseum II."
Valentine's Day is on the Way
3030 Winchester Bullet Pen With Copper and Gold by DorianCreations: "30-30 Winchester Bullet Pen with Acrylic Top.This pen was handcrafted using a real 30-30 winchester brass casing and an acrylic blank. The casing was polished with very fine steel wool and the acrylic blank was sanded and polish to a high gloss. A suedette pouch is included to protect the pen.
The bullet casing may contain small scratches or nicks if any due to the varing quality by manufacturer or if casing has been fired."
The U. S. Leads the Way
Other US pronunciations taking root, according to researchers, are “pay-triotic”, in place of “pat-riotic”, and “advertISEment”, instead of “adVERTisement”."
"Troubled" Might be an Understatement
Edgar Allan Poe Update
The Poe House must become self-sustaining by the middle of next year or it will close, curator Jeff Jerome and city officials said Friday."
What Child Wouldn't Love This?

The Twilight Zone Talky Tina Doll Replica : "Features:
'My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.'
Exclusive 18-inch talking-doll replica from the iconic The Twilight Zone TV series.
Based on the episode titled 'Living Doll' that starred Telly Savalas.
Speaks 5 phrases and features eyes that open and close.
Talky Tina is back again… to stay!"
Bloodsuckers
So It's Come To This
Just select your favourite Tweet, or write your own message on tweet-rings.com. 140 characters, super sharp engraved on both sides of a ring."
Saturday, February 05, 2011
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Not to be outdone, the adults are getting into the action.
The latest from the Golden Triangle city is this family outing at a Chuck E. Cheese's, where events take a loud turn when something happens to set it off. We as a nation can only be thankful for the guys who stand back and get the whole thing on video."
Tura Satana, R. I. P.
So It's Come To This
Everyone entering the stadium must pass through a magnatometer, such as those used at airports, and get a patdown as part of the screening process. The majority of fans will enter through checkpoints on the east side of Cowboys Stadium.
Small bags are allowed, but will be searched, and jackets will be X-rayed."
Clearly These Guys Never Saw a Single SF Movie from the '50s
No Comment Department
Top 10 Uncracked Codes
Not That There's Anything Wrong with That
No Comment Department
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
The city of Austin, Texas solicited citizen feedback for renaming the Solid Waste Services Department. Among suggestions which highlight recycling or form a catchy acronym, one entry is a clear frontrunner, with over 8,000 votes: The Fred Durst Society of the Humanities and Arts."
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
I'll Just Have a Burger, I Think
Friday, February 04, 2011
Bellagio Heist Update
Losing $105,000 gambling at the scene of the crime in Las Vegas, but cashing out nearly $209,000 and apparently hoping the casino wouldn't notice."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Huge sheets of ice and snow atop the stadium could be seen sliding off the dome and crashing down 200 feet to the ground as temperatures warmed and the sun reappeared this afternoon."
Robert Silverberg on "The Plot Genie"
Joyce Sloane, R. I. P.
According to her daughter, Cheryl, Sloane died peacefully, while in bed. She was 80."
Larry the Cable Guy to Host History Channel Show
Larry revealed that participating in a Civil War reenactment and learning how moonshine is made are just two of the activities he’ll be partaking in."
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
"Never fear though, Mr Drooling Businessman, your 'blonde-only' haven still looks set to become a reality.
Brand manager Lauryna Anuseviciut said Olialia are going to navigate the rather significant problem by ensuring any employees with dark hair wear a wig."
Wig, er, hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
E-Books Update
Behold: The Nicolas Cage Matrix
Behold: The Nicolas Cage Matrix - Movie Feature - TheShiznit.co.uk: "As Drive Angry revs its engine and readies to crash itself into our lives, it's time to consider the bigger picture: just how are you supposed to categorise Nicolas Cage movies? Which ones are good? Which ones are bad? Which ones are so bad they're good? Behold, the answer: The Nicolas Cage Matrix."
Beautiful, Collectible Old A-B-C Books
He Can Now Afford Good Lawn Care
Experts at Duke's in Dorchester, Dorset, were stunned when the 79-year-old man, who used to work for Cadbury, showed them the 29cm-tall vase, thought to date from between 1403 and 1424."
Stanley Fish’s Top 7 Movie Lines of All Time
No Comment Department
Charles Sellier Jr., R. I. P.
Michael Tolan, R. I. P.
You Mean this is Wrong?
Sounds Like Fun
Forgotten Books: Backfire -- Dan J. Marlowe
Marty Donovan is a cop who happens to be in love with Lenore, his partner's wife. When the two cops can't crack a tough case, Lenore suggests a stakeout that's not approved the the department. Her husband is killed, and Marty begins a complicated cover-up as the tries to find the killer.Thursday, February 03, 2011
This Does Not Bode Well for Seepy's Students
Get a Rope!
Hammonton Police began an investigation into the “suspicious activity” at the Hammonton Early Childhood Education Center Jan. 18 after school officials alerted them to the incident.
The 'gun' the child brought to school was a $5 toy gun, similar to a Nerf gun, that shoots soft ping pong type balls, according to the school's superintendent.
Officials also say that there was no evidence of anyone being threatened. The child's mother told school officials that she didn't know her son brought the toy to school."
Yet Another List I'm Not On
Bellagio Heist Update
Anthony Michael Carleo, 29, the son of Las Vegas Municipal Court Judge George Assad, was arrested after he met undercover officers to sell high-value chips taken in the heist, law enforcement sources said.
Carleo was a guest at the very hotel he is accused of robbing in December, and police executed search warrants at both the hotel and at the home of the judge. No one answered the telephone in his room at the Bellagio on Wednesday night."
The Chocolate Bar Smart Car
What a Sweet Ride: The Chocolate Bar Smart Car: "Just in time for Valentine's Day, and a mere $28,000: This chocolate Smart Car has gone on sale at Japan's high-end Q-Pot gadget shop and will only be available until March 13."
Maria Schneider, R. I. P.
A representative of the Act 1 agency said Schneider died in Paris on Thursday 'following a long illness,' but declined to provide details.
Schneider was 19 when she starred opposite Marlon Brando in Bernardo Bertolucci's racy 'Last Tango in Paris.' In it, she played a young Parisian woman who takes up with a middle-aged American businessman, played by Brando."
Croc Update (Anniversary Edition)
The single, released with 'Elderberry Wine' as the B-side, was John's first number one, though he had already scored top-ten hits with 'Honky Cat,' 'Rocket Man' and 'Your Song.' It was the first of a string of chart-toppers John would release during the 1970s."
And Keep Off Their Lawn
A masked intruder wanting money barged into Wally and Betty’s apartment in St. Charles over the weekend. However, he got something in return."
Gator Update (Lawsuit Edition)
Fripp Island is a barrier island along the South Carolina coast with luxury homes and three golf courses. James Wiencek of Chagrin Falls, Ohio, was playing a round at the Ocean Creek Golf Club in October 2009 when a 10-foot, 400-pound alligator pounced on him, pulling him into the pond at the 11th hole and ripping his arm off."
Top 10 Weather Forecasters
Archaeology Update
Paging Dan Brown
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
No Comment Department
McBain: The Movie
Soon to be Renamed "Diddy" Planets
Croc Update (Mafia Edition)
The Devil -- Ken Bruen
You think Jack Taylor's had tough adversaries before? You think things couldn't get any worse? Think again. This time he's not up against just any adversary. He's up against The Adversary. And while some people might like to think it's all a metaphor, there's just no way (unless Taylor's fantasizing the third-person sections of the novel, which I suppose is possible since he could be fantasizing the rest of it, too) that Mr. K is anyone other than old Scratch himself. Uh-Oh
The studio has pre-emptively picked up the movie rights to the Gregory McDonald mystery novels featuring the character for an adaptation to be produced by Anonymous Content’s Steve Golin and Michael Sugar as well as David List, the manager of McDonald’s estate.
No writer or director is board, but Warners and the producers are aiming for a reimagining, not a remake, and hope to make an smart action comedy that plays out on a bigger canvas than the previous movies."
The Decline of Western Civilization Continues Apace
Levi demurely stripped for a 2009 Playgirl shoot, and now Mercede, 18, will reportedly take everything off for Playboy."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
He Doesn't Care if You're on his Grass
Arrested Development Clue Board Game
Get a Rope!
School officials in some e-mails referred to the plastic casing as a 'metal tube.' The plastic pellets were called 'B-Bs.'"
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Dino Update
The species weighed in at around 6,800 kilograms [15,000 pounds] and an enormous 8-foot skull — rivaling Triceratops for size. It is very similar to Triceratops, but with a thinner frill, longer nose and slightly bigger horns."
Blast from the Past -- Toni L. P. Kelner
Tilda Harper writes "where are they now" articles for various entertainment magazines on a free-lance basis. In Blast from the Past, she's invited to the set of Pharos, based on a obscure comic book whose mysterious author has remained unknown for many years. The movie's lead is John Laryea, who once starred in The Blastoffs, a Saturday morning live-action show that lasted only one season. Happy Birthday, Frank Buckles!
He served in the ambulance corps during World War I in France and Germany, where he evacuated wounded soldiers from the horrific battlefield. As if that weren't enough, he was drawn into World War II, where he survived three years in a Japanese POW camp after his freighter was captured.
Buckles also happens to be the last surviving doughboy, yet another distinction for a man who was able to join the Army at just 16. Frank Buckles was on this Earth before we had washing machines, before X-rays, before air conditioning, before TV or plastic, even before sliced bread. He is, in short, amazing and has been alive long enough to inspire awe at his longevity."
Dead on the Island Is Back from the Dead

Nominated for the Shamus Award for Best First Private Eye Novel"
Tennessee Williams Update
Seepy Benton Knew this Already
Melissa Mia Hall
Uh-Oh
The Decline of Western Civilization Continues Apace
Damn Near Dead 2 Update
I've received word that the DND2 stories by S. J. Rozan and Ed Gorman have been selected by Otto Penzler and Harlan Coben for inclusion in Best American Mystery Stories 2011. Congratulations to S. J. and Ed, and I hope you've all bought DND2 and read the stories there rather than waiting for the Best of. Because (trust me on this) the other stories are great, too.
Naturally a Math Teacher is Involved
Instead of booking in guests in human form, Cornwall's newest hotel only takes chickens.
The aptly-named Chicken Hotel recently opened for business at Boskenwyn, Helston.
The venture was set up to give chicken owners a place to check-in their birds while away from home.
David Roberts, 31, a maths teacher who keeps his own chickens as a hobby, runs the hotel."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
The Crowley quadruplets -- Moria, Alanna, Thomas and Patrick -- are 17-year-old juniors at Lovejoy High School who just happen to be extremely bright and gifted.
The foursome have just been accepted into the prestigious high-IQ club, American Mensa, after scoring in the top 2 percent on a standardized test that qualified them for membership.
In the process, the multiples have made history."
Forgotten Films: Ishtar
Okay, so my wife didn't even crack a smile during Spamalot. Does that mean she has no sense of humor? Au contraire. She thinks Ishtar is hilarious. She thought so the first time we saw it in the theater ( could it really have been nearly 25 years ago?), and she thinks so every time she sees it again. Yes, that's right. She's seen it more than once. More than twice. When i

















