Thursday, April 03, 2008

Bomb Canada!

CANOE -- JAM! Television: Paris Hilton faces Cdn. border rules: "MONTREAL - Paris Hilton will have to give at least one autograph before she sets a dainty foot in Canada this weekend - on a request to enter the country submitted to the Canada Border Services Agency.

That's because the ex-con's record isn't limited to her self-titled debut album, 'Paris,' which came out in 2006.

A misdemeanour traffic violation led to a criminal conviction for the 27-year-old celebrity that resulted in her spending 22 days behind bars last year."

5 comments:

Brent McKee said...

It's only fair that she has to sign the damned form. Your country kept Farley Mowat out entirely just because he criticised cruise missile testing over Canada during the Reagan era. And he's pretty close to a national hero in Holland.

Bill Crider said...

Okay, I take it back. I knew I shouldn't have watched SOUTH PARK last night.

jjs said...

it's the foul french influence that has contaminated the canadians into hybrid mosters and unnatural beings in general. the canadias are a good argument for genetic modification.

Todd Mason said...

It might be noted, fwiw, that Mowat admitted/proclaimed that he had shot (in an intentionally ineffective gesture) at US warplanes flying over his province (he also contributed to OUR GENERATION, admittedly before it went all anarchist and libertarian socialist, but guilt by association is half the fun these days, and the US still officially bans anarchists from visiting this sweet land of liberty). Also, Bill, it's "Blame Canada"...your partisanship for a certain heiress simply expresses itself. I assume you've looked at the Carl's Jr. ad by now.

Bill Crider said...

True, and I've looked at the ad.