The Horror! The Horror!

Waldorf-Astoria Bumps Guests for King Abdullah’s Entourage - NYTimes.com: "Reluctantly, the Morgans accepted the Waldorf’s offer of alternate accommodations, including a free night’s stay, at the nearby Hilton New York. But the world-famous Waldorf was supposed to be the highlight of the trip, she said. “They assured us the Hilton was just as nice, but come on, there were people in the elevators at the Hilton carrying pizza boxes.”"