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MINA Breaking News - Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs: "Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.

Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as 'Shark El Sheikh' and thanked him for saving their tourist season."