Gator Update (Customer Service Edition)

Amazon.com Rep: "Your Package Has Been Eaten By An Alligator" - The Consumerist: "Sometimes calling customer service just leads to theater of the absurd. Earlier today, reader Will blogged about his recent interaction with Amazon customer service. He writes that when he called up Amazon to find out the location of a missing package. The rep informed him that the package had been eaten by an alligator."