And Keep Off His Lawn!

Naked Florida Homeowner, 91, Holds Intruder at Gunpoint - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com: "Justice may be blind, but it also might be missing a pair of pants. According to the Associated Press, World War II Veteran Robert E. Thompson held a drunken intruder at gunpoint outside his house in Lake Worth, Florida early on September 19. Alerted by his dog, Thompson retrieved his gun, but he neglected to slip on a pair of trousers. When police arrived, they found the naked homeowner holding the 26-year-old burglar at bay."