Just when you thought life couldn't possibly get any better:
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan in Witches of Eastwick: "HOLLYWOOD - Viacom chairman, Sumner Redstone, is expected to announce early next week that Viacom subsidiary Paramount Pictures has signed Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan to star in a remake of the 1987 comedy-thriller The Witches of Eastwick."
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You know, I read posts like this...and not only do I believe more and more each day that H.L. Mencken was right, but that he was a complete f*****g genius.
With or without underwear?
Didn't the original suck, too?
You know, these fake stories are getting more and more ridiculous every day.
And the Cap'n was right - the original sucked.
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