Sunday, December 03, 2006

Good News for Movie Fans!

Just when you thought life couldn't possibly get any better:

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan in Witches of Eastwick: "HOLLYWOOD - Viacom chairman, Sumner Redstone, is expected to announce early next week that Viacom subsidiary Paramount Pictures has signed Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan to star in a remake of the 1987 comedy-thriller The Witches of Eastwick."


Ivan G. said...

You know, I read posts like this...and not only do I believe more and more each day that H.L. Mencken was right, but that he was a complete f*****g genius.

Brent McKee said...

With or without underwear?

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Didn't the original suck, too?

Jeff Meyerson said...

You know, these fake stories are getting more and more ridiculous every day.

And the Cap'n was right - the original sucked.