Monday, September 07, 2009
First the Giant Rat, and Now This
Texas researcher Steven Platt and staff from the New York-based Wildlife Conservation Society discovered five of the brown-and-tan-spotted turtles in May during a survey of wildlife in the Rakhine Yoma Elephant Sanctuary."
Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats
Rick Robinson reviews some of my favorite T. S. Eliot works.
Hard Case Crime Update and Drawing
Friends,
As the heat of summer crests and recedes, we're entering another torrid season: Hard Case Crime's biggest fall season ever. Over the next four months, we've got four original novels coming out (the most we've ever published back-to-back). They are:
* LOSERS LIVE LONGER by Russell Atwood (in stores now!)
* HONEY IN HIS MOUTH by Lester Dent
* QUARRY IN THE MIDDLE by Max Allan Collins
* THE CORPSE WORE PASTIES by Jonny Porkpie
The last two won't be in stores till Halloween and Thanksgiving, respectively -- but if you'd like to get your hands on a copy of one of them earlier than that, you'll be glad to hear that we're going to be giving away a dozen free ARCs (Advance Reader Copies) of each.
The drawing's a little different this time, though. In the interest of trying out new ways to spread the word about Hard Case Crime, this particular drawing involves the Internet service Twitter. (Don't have a Twitter account yet? You can create one for free at www.twitter.com. It takes maybe 30 seconds.)
Here's what you need to do to be entered in the drawing:
STEP 1: Using Twitter, post a message telling all the people who follow you about Hard Case Crime. You can say whatever you like (even "I'm just doing this to enter a drawing!"), but please include the address of our Web site -- www.HardCaseCrime.com -- in your post, so that your friends can see what we're all about. (And if you want to post something that makes them tempted to pick up one of our books for themselves, such as naming your favorite book in the series or telling them what you like about Hard Case Crime, we certainly won't object.) If enough of you post on the same day, "Hard Case Crime" might even become one of the "popular topics" listed at the bottom of Twitter's home page, and who knows how many people might discover us then...
STEP 2: Send an e-mail to drawing@hardcasecrime.com, letting us know what your user name on Twitter is, so we can go to your page and see that you've completed Step 1. Also let us know which book you'd prefer to receive -- QUARRY IN THE MIDDLE or THE CORPSE WORE PASTIES -- and the name and address to which you'd like the book mailed if your entry is selected.
At 5PM (New York time) on September 30 we'll randomly select a dozen people who requested QUARRY IN THE MIDDLE and another dozen who requested THE CORPSE WORE PASTIES, and will mail them each the free book they chose.
Sound like something you'd like to try? Then go ahead and make that Twitter post -- and let us know about it before September 30.
Oh, and if you're not sure which of QUARRY IN THE MIDDLE or THE CORPSE WORE PASTIES you'd prefer? You can find a sample chapter from each at our Web site (again, it's www.HardCaseCrime.com).
And while you're there, you might enjoy seeing the cover (and a sample chapter) of the latest new book we've added to the site: NOBODY'S ANGEL by Shamus Award finalist Jack Clark. This was his first novel, and he never published it professionally -- he was working as a cabdriver in Chicago at the time, and what he did was print up 500 copies of the book himself and sell them one by one to his fares when they got in his cab. Other than those 500 copies, hand-sold by the author well over a decade ago, the book has never seen the light of day...and it should have, since it's an amazing, beautifully written, heartbreaking book -- truly some of the finest pure noir storytelling I've seen in ages. We're very excited to be bringing this book to stores for the first time ever in 2010 -- and if you visit our Web site, you can get a taste of it today...
Best,
Charles
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Charles Ardai
Editor, Hard Case Crime
P.S. If you'd like to follow my posts on Twitter, just go to www.twitter.com, search for "Charles Ardai" and then click the "FOLLOW" button.
The Giant Rat of Papua
A team of scientists from Britain, the United States and Papua New Guinea found more than 40 previously unidentified species when they climbed into the kilometre-deep crater of Mount Bosavi and explored a pristine jungle habitat teeming with life that has evolved in isolation since the volcano last erupted 200,000 years ago. In a remarkably rich haul from just five weeks of exploration, the biologists discovered 16 frogs which have never before been recorded by science, at least three new fish, a new bat and a giant rat, which may turn out to be the biggest in the world."
Link via Tim Byrd at Under an Outlaw Moon.
The Tedious and the Terrible
I Plan to Run a Few Photos of My Cats
Be Prepared
New advice published in Scouting, the official in-house magazine, says neither Scouts nor their parents should bring penknives to camp except in 'specific' situations."
Sunday, September 06, 2009
I Can See It Now: Me & Bacall in The Big Sleep
Hat tip to Steve Stilwell, who thinks this idea is evil.
Get Your Advance Tickets Now
Hat tip to Steve Stilwell.
Love at First Sight
| Mail Online: "Women have long complained that their faces are often the last thing men look at – and now a scientific study has proved them right.
Researchers found that virtually half – 47 per cent – of men first glance at a woman’s chest. A third of the so-called ‘first fixations’ are on the waist and hips, while fewer than
20 per cent look at the face."
Too Bad
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Saturday, September 05, 2009
Alchol Might Have Been Involved
While officers were en route, the men allegedly got undressed.
Witnesses said one was completely naked, one wasn’t wearing any pants and they couldn’t see the third man because the other two were on top of him, they said. The witnesses said they heard somebody yell “return of the Jedi” while the three were naked and entwined."
I Think This Kid Will Go a Long Way
[. . . .]
'When I grow up I want to be an official,' said the girl, whose face was blurred to protect her identity.
'What kind of official?' the interviewer asked.
'A corrupt official because corrupt officials have a lot of things,' she replied."
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
A Really Cold Case
“There’s a reason it’s still a cold case,” said Detective Michael J. Palladino, president of the city detectives’ union, mulling the scant evidence that remains today."
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
Unschooling
Why do I get the feeling my parents would never have gone for this?
No More Pencils, No More Books . . . .
Croc Update (Contraception Edition)
Ancient methods have varied from crocodile dung and honey before sex, to sea sponges and beeswax after.
Perhaps the most intoxicating was alcohol made from stewed beaver's testicles."
Friday, September 04, 2009
Keith Waterhouse, R. I. P.
Mr Waterhouse died ''quietly in his sleep'' on Friday, a family spokeswoman said.
Waterhouse, whose works include Billy Liar and Jeffrey Bernard Is Unwell, was at his home in London when he passed away.
He also was a journalist who helped create the satirical 1960s TV series 'That Was the Week That Was' and wrote a long-running column in the Daily Mail.
Mr Waterhouse frequently railed against declining standards of English. He founded the Association for the Abolition of the Aberrant Apostrophe, which attacked poor punctuation on shopkeepers' signs."
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
Best Mom Ever
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Court records say Dilley drove a group of teens around while they stole more than $3,600 worth of items from vehicles. Dilley's husband called police the next morning after finding a pile of items in his back yard that he suspected had been stolen, including a set of golf clubs and power tools."
Another Forgotten Book
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Arlington, Tex. is ranked #1, followed by: Anchorage, Alaska; Charlotte, N.C.; Sioux Falls, S.D.; Raleigh, N.C.; Indianapolis, Ind.; Fremont, Calif.; Jacksonville, Fla.; Lexington, Ky. and Wichita, Kan. The city that ranked 100th, or fared best on the list as the city least dependent on fast food, was Buffalo, N.Y."
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
National Punctuation Day Contest
Entries shorter than 200 words will be considered for the newsletter.
600- to 700-word entries will be considered for the podcast.
Multiple entries are allowed, and “ode” is just a guideline. As long as the piece is about punctuation, it can take any form. Please do not send attachments. Paste your text or image into the body of the e-mail."
As If We Didn't Know
Eternal Sunshine . . . .
It's Official
50 Things That Are Being Killed by the Internet
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Freeman is one of 25 employees of the city's Solid Waste Services Department who have volunteered for 'The Trash Project,' Orr's latest creative venture using nondancers and their movements as the basis of a choreographed performance. It's all part of an effort to celebrate the artistry in everyday work, and it will be staged on the weekend following Labor Day."
Gator Update (Interview Edition)
John Wilkes Booth in Texas?
Forgotten Books: THE MCBAIN BRIEF -- Ed McBain
Okay, here's the problem. In the intro to this collection of short stories, Ed McBain says that only one of them was previously published under the McBain name, and that was as a reprint. But the book gives no publishing information. We don't learn when or where or under what names the stories were originally published. I read the paperback, so maybe the info's in the hardcover edition. I would hope so. The first and last stories in this book are also the first and last stories in McBain's more recent collection, Learning to Kill. Some of the others appear there, too. "Kiss Me, Dudley," for example. (When I was a kid, I thought this parody of Spillane was hilarious. Now, not so much.) But there are other stories that aren't in Learning to Kill ("Skin Flick," for one), and they all illustrate McBain's strengths as a story teller. If you have one collection, there's really no need to own both, but I'm glad I do.
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Here's the Plot of Your Next Redneck Noir Novel
The response from cops? They shot him. Right there in court."
The man had earlier thrown down a pair of inflatable sex dolls before stripping and hurling himself into the safety net which surrounds the plinth.
He also took a live chicken on to the plinth which had to be rescued by security staff after the man, who called himself Gunter, ran away."
Out of the Past
I Don't Even Need to Read This to Know I'm Fine
Maine Leads the Way
The person who posted the items claimed to have six scalps and related artifacts that were obtained by bounty hunters in the 1700s and came into his possession through a private family collection."
New Jersey Leads the Way
Devin R. McQuade, 23, was also charged with careless driving, Madison police spokesman Lt. Darren Dachisen said."
Why We'll Miss Newspapers
Happy Birthday, Alan Ladd!
Archaeology Update
The structure was built to protect the city's water supply as part of what dig director Ronny Reich described as the region's earliest fortifications."
Movie Update
Get ready for your fanboy head to explode because 'Iron Man 2' may hit theaters in digital 3-D. Paramount and Marvel Entertainment have reportedly been shown a one-minute clip from the film converted into 3-D and are now considering adding a third dimension to the whole shebang. Keep your fingers crossed."
So What's Your Point?
Asia, World - The Independent: "Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of Japan's Prime Minister-elect, Yukio Hatoyama, is a lifestyle guru, a macrobiotics enthusiast, an author of cookery books, a retired actress, a divorcee, and a fearless clothes horse for garments of her own creation, including a skirt made from Hawaiian coffee sacks. But there is more, much more. She has travelled to the planet Venus. And she was once abducted by aliens."
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
I'm Shocked
Houston Leads the Way
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Will the Flying Monkeys be in 3-D?
No Comment Department
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
This year, the competition is equally innovative (and similarly deep-fried)."
One Big Happy
Putting the Bite on Cri. . . Law Enforcement
Spokeswoman Debbie Tanna says the deputy parked his car in a woman’s driveway while responding to her complaint about another dog.
When Deputy Lynn Lavallis went to speak with Gloria Bass, the dog chomped into the tires."
No Comment Department
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According to police and court records, Zeilinski came in wearing a mask and carrying a knife that he put to the throats of several employees, threatening to kill them before stealing cigarettes and cash. As he was leaving--reportedly still making threats--one of the young clerks grabbed a gun and shot him in the arm and back. Zeilinski's lawyer says his client is asking in excess of $125,000 for pain and suffering and emotional distress.
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Zelinski says the incident 'ruined his life' and believes the store is responsible for it.
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Yes, There Is a Photo!
Justyna Folger was having a dip during a camping trip when a shadowy creature appeared on the opposite bank."
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
Afghanistan: Where the Party Never Ends
Paging Ben Rehder Again
Jerry Ayer, a teacher at the Blanco Taxidermy School in Blanco, Texas, told TV station KSAT that he's never seen anything like it.
'Different, that’s for sure, very interesting,' said Ayer.
The find comes amid a number of strange sightings in the area. The animal is gray in color with leathery, hairless skin and large fangs."
Video at link.
Vampire a Go-Go
In spite of the title, Victor Gischler's Vampire a Go-Go isn't a sequel to Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse. It doesn't even have go-go girls. What it does have, however, is a vampire, a werewolf, witches, a golem, Jesuit SEALS (okay, not exactly, but you get the idea), mad scientists (okay, alchemists; close enough), ghosts, sentient bodiless heads, magic, zombies, and a graduate student who's really good at research. I may have forgotten a thing or two, but that's close enough. Anyway, they're all in Prague, all after the Philosopher's Stone, which isn't what you might have thought it was.Heads roll. There's vampire sex. Priests wield automatic weapons ("Vatican thugs! Run!" yells one character before he's machine-gunned). Anybody can die at any time. There are very funny lines ("Dr. Evergreen's party was almost no fun at all after the discovery of the headless corpse.") What more encouragement do you need? Get your copy today.
DePaul Leads the Way
The class is called 'Digital Editing: From Breaking News to Tweets.'"
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Check out Scott Cupp's New Column at SF Signal
It's been two years since I last sold my collection. It's been a tough two years. I mean, one day I'm sitting here looking at a complete collection of Philip K. Dick novels and stories, and the next day - zip! Nada! All gone. I watched as 19,000 volumes walked out the door. It took 10 trained packers over 6 hours to just pack them up. I wondered if I would ever miss them, where they would go, what families would have them to hold and cherish, would they love them the same way I did? It was devastating."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
The report by the research organization Child Trends found that there were 20 percent more babies born to girls 14 or younger in Houston than in New York and Los Angeles in 2006 and that 24 percent of all Houston's teen births were repeat births that year, the latest for which data is available."

