Friday, September 25, 2015

In That Case, Sir, You Are Free to Go

Man Is Facing Felony Rap For Spoon Theft: SEPTEMBER 25--A man arrested last night for stealing a spoon from a Walmart told Florida cops that he swiped the utensil because he “needed one to eat his Captain Crunch with.”


Jeff Meyerson said...

And please, take this complementary bottle of milk.


Rick Robinson said...

stealing a spoon is a felony? Really ?????

Don Coffin said...

Richard--The "three-strikes" rule strikes again--it's only a felony because he has 2 prior felony convictions. I think jaywalking would have been a felony under Texas law. (He could also be sentenced to life for this.)