In That Case, Sir, You Are Free to Go
Man Is Facing Felony Rap For Spoon Theft: SEPTEMBER 25--A man arrested last night for stealing a spoon from a Walmart told Florida cops that he swiped the utensil because he “needed one to eat his Captain Crunch with.”
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And please, take this complementary bottle of milk.
Jeff
stealing a spoon is a felony? Really ?????
Richard--The "three-strikes" rule strikes again--it's only a felony because he has 2 prior felony convictions. I think jaywalking would have been a felony under Texas law. (He could also be sentenced to life for this.)
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