Alcohol Was Involved

Burglars ram forklift through wall of West Linn general store to steal beer | OregonLive.com: "Burglars drove a forklift through the side of a general store building on Christmas Day, making off with beer.

The store was closed for the holiday and nobody was working during the break-in, which was discovered Saturday afternoon. Although the store carries a wide selection of tools, wine and groceries, the only thing that appeared to be missing was beer."

Hat tip to Lawrence Person.