Monday, November 29, 2010

I'll Bet Dave Barry Is Ordering These by the Gross

Squirrel Underpants - Info: "Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We’ve got the answer, Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3' waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex. The underpants squirrels prefer! Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils.

Beware of Squirrel Underpants imitators!"


Seepy Benton said...

Squirrels and their nuts! Whatcha gonna do?

Anonymous said...

Squirrel Underpants Would Be a Good Name for a Rock Band.


WV: brasts (they forgot the 'e')

Gerard Saylor said...

My father received a pair last Christmas.