Monday, November 29, 2010

I'll Bet Dave Barry Is Ordering These by the Gross

Squirrel Underpants - Info: "Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We’ve got the answer, Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3' waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex. The underpants squirrels prefer! Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils.

Beware of Squirrel Underpants imitators!"

3 comments:

Seepy Benton said...

Squirrels and their nuts! Whatcha gonna do?

Anonymous said...

Squirrel Underpants Would Be a Good Name for a Rock Band.

Jeff

WV: brasts (they forgot the 'e')

Gerard Saylor said...

My father received a pair last Christmas.