Bad Phrasing of the Week

There's only one class of joke, and that's funny | Victoria Coren | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk: "Bad phrasing of the week: Brent Kandra, a zookeeper at an Ohio wildlife park, has been mauled to death by a bear while playing with it. Sam Mazzola, owner of the park, says, 'I loved Brent and will miss him, but it's what he wanted.'"

Hat tip to Fred Zackel.