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Hunting for a job? There's always alligator wrestling -
Broward Breaking News
- MiamiHerald.com: "Until now, alligator wrestling might have been considered a poor career choice. The pay is not steady, the travel is exhausting, and the occupational hazards are apparent.

Now a group of alligator wrestlers say they want to change all that, except for the hazardous part, which they say isn't so scary at all, by forming the Freestyle Alligator Wrestling Competitions -- a professional organization, with annual meets, that promotes the activity as a legitimate sport."

Or maybe I'd be better suited for this.