We're from the TSA . . .

. . . and by golly, we're going to stop attacks by cheese!

Airport screeners to get more security training - News- msnbc.com: "WASHINGTON - Airport screeners are about to get new security training designed to help them think creatively about possible threats — including those they have never thought of.

“We have to prepare for attacks that don’t fit our procedures,” such as the traveler who stuffed a block of cheese wrapped in wire into a checked bag, Transportation Security Administration Administrator Kip Hawley told reporters."