Monday, November 26, 2007

They Want Someone on Their Lawns

Older white women join Kenya's sex tourists - Yahoo! News: "MOMBASA, Kenya (Reuters) - Bethan, 56, lives in southern England on the same street as best friend Allie, 64.

They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is 'just full of big young boys who like us older girls.'

Hard figures are difficult to come by, but local people on the coast estimate that as many as one in five single women visiting from rich countries are in search of sex."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're just baiting me with this item, aren't you, Bill. You're tying a nice, fresh, dairy-filled, strawberry filled, refrigerated creampuff to a little string and laying the irresistable lure out there onto the sidewalk right in front of my path, aren't you, and you are just itching for me to bend down and eagerly reach for this tempting morsel with both greedy hands, and with all 20 shaking, eager fingers. Aren't you.

Anonymous said...

JJ, if you have that many fingers on your hands, there are other things you could be doing...how'd you conceal them back when, or is this an adult development?

Meanwhile, women on sex tours isn't actually a new development...hell, Charlotte Rampling has made a side career over the last decade of making films involving this.

Anonymous said...

Todd! You are a wild man!!

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Mandingo a best seller? Pro'bly for a reason.

Anonymous said...

I can hear scriptwriters all over Hollywood opening their laptops breathlessly and going to work. Let's see, what would be a good working-title for my own script: let's see, how 'bout this: Just Shoot Me. No, no, that's been used. I dunno, I'll think o' sumthin'.

Anonymous said...

"Hard figures are difficult to come by,"

--well, that's part of what inspires the women's sex tourism, after all...

Anonymous said...

Are the self righteous bastard crossdressing, page-seducing, foot-wagging-in-the-toilet congressmen and senator heterosexuality-hating perverts-in-office gonna come down on the ladies for this like they come down on us for our little occasional Bankok soirees?

Anonymous said...

"Slammin' Granny in the Fanny" has already been used.

Anonymous said...

So has, "Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Endentulates!'

Cap'n Bob said...

"Smoke Gets In Your Pies"?

Graham Powell said...

All I know is, five minutes after they plant me in the ground, my wife will be getting on a plane.

Anonymous said...

My wife headed over there already and I'm in perfect health.