Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Wang Steals Panties

Penn student arrested in underwear thefts | Philadelphia Inquirer | 11/27/2007: "A student at the University of Pennsylvania was charged after allegedly stalking female students at the school and stealing pairs of their underwear.

Diexia Wang, a Penn senior, was charged with burglary, criminal trespassing, harassment and theft after he allegedly stole underwear and purses from several women."


Anonymous said...

As long as we're being Asians In The Headlines clever, shouldn't it have been "Wang Steals Poonties"?

Peter Rozovsky said...

Damn, if I had not been on vacation, I could have edited that story!!!
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Anonymous said...

That's OK, Peter...the sequels to the sidebar story on Alicia Lane will be waiting for you.

Unknown said...

I love my city.

Elisson said...

Coulda been worse:

"Panty steals Wang..."