Monday, November 27, 2006

Bigfoot Update (and a Shameless Plug)


'Bear-Wolf' Stalks Southern Wisconsin - News - TheMilwaukeeChannel.com | WISN: "MILWAUKEE -- Bizarre local sightings evoked a nationwide fascination with Big Foot.

In Washington County there have been several reports of a 7-foot hairy creature with pointy ears.

Steve Krueger was doing his job on Nov. 9 -- removing road-side deer carcasses overnight for the Department of Natural Resources.

Krueger said he had just made a pick-up along a remote road near Holy Hill about 1:30 a.m., and he was in the cab doing some paperwork. When his parked truck started shaking, he looked in the rear view mirror and got the scare of his life.

He said his flashing lights illuminated a huge hairy beast standing on its hind legs -- dragging a deer off the open tailgate.

'All I saw was the creature. One paw -- or whatever was on it -- reaching over to grab the deer. The head looked like a cross between a bear and a wolf,' said Krueger. 'It had big pointy ears like a wolf. It scared the living heck out of me. I threw it into drive and off I went.'

He said the creature was the color of a bear and had a snout like a bear."

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:02 PM

    Hmmm. And it walked like a bear and it talked like a bear and it stole pic-a-nic baskets like a bear. Yep, must be Bigfoot.

    -- Jerry House

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  2. Jeff Meyerson9:58 PM

    Steve Krueger was doing his job on Nov. 9 -- removing road-side deer carcasses overnight for the Department of Natural Resources.

    Hmm, Steve wasn't the Wisconsin guy arrested for having roadside sex with a deer carcass, was he?

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  3. Probably not, although Wisconsin is getting quite the reputation lately.

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