I violated my cardinal rule about reading any remotely-political article: Never read the comments! And when I did, I discovered that there are multitudes of people who think that the ability to open up enough rounds to cook bacon is a prime requisite for becoming president.
Yessiree, THIS is who we want to be the Leader of the Free World. Why I wish he had a twin so there'd be TWO of these clever rascals, or even - wait for it - TRIPLETS. We could have a triumvirate in that ol' White House! And they could ALL have AK-47s loaded up with delicious bacon on the barrel. I wonder how he cooks the eggs?
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I violated my cardinal rule about reading any remotely-political article: Never read the comments! And when I did, I discovered that there are multitudes of people who think that the ability to open up enough rounds to cook bacon is a prime requisite for becoming president.
/I fear for the future.
Deb, Deb, Deb. How many times to I have to remind you not to read the comments?
I know, I know. I only have myself to blame.
I agree with Bill. Never read the comments.
Jeff
Except here, of course. This place is different.
Aww, just another "Alternative Reality" story.
Yessiree, THIS is who we want to be the Leader of the Free World. Why I wish he had a twin so there'd be TWO of these clever rascals, or even - wait for it - TRIPLETS. We could have a triumvirate in that ol' White House! And they could ALL have AK-47s loaded up with delicious bacon on the barrel. I wonder how he cooks the eggs?
If he's in Texas in the summer, he can fry the eggs on the pavement.
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