As you are a wealthy and famous author who knows the joys of privilege and social status, I beseech you to probe the kind province in your heart to vouchsafe for me a modest stipend that I might live my final years with some degree of comfort and security.
A couple of million dollars would carry me through these hard times adequately.
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Dear Mr. Crider,
As you are a wealthy and famous author who knows the joys of privilege and social status, I beseech you to probe the kind province in your heart to vouchsafe for me a modest stipend that I might live my final years with some degree of comfort and security.
A couple of million dollars would carry me through these hard times adequately.
Yours in fervent anticipation,
Cap'n Bob, Veteran & Mendicant
Dear Cap'n Bob.
The check is in the mail.
Sincerely,
Bill Crider, Famous Wealthy Writer
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