Monday, July 26, 2010

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight: "A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said.

The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city.

According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.

A fight ensued in which the suspect repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, the suspect said, 'Are you ready to die?'"

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.


Charles Gramlich said...

Seems to be a thing or two left out of that story.

Deb said...

That must have been a massive "clench"--or a really flimsy bed. I'm with Charles, we're missing some of the story here; but, on a hunch, let me suggest that al-kee-hol was a factor.