Thursday, July 15, 2010

Gator Update (Top 5 Edition)

Five Things You Should Never, Ever Do After an Alligator Bites Your Hand Off - Broward Palm Beach News - The Juice

The five things are near the end of the article, and all quotes are real.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Brilliant! Great piece.

This was my favorite bit:

"Nothing to worry about, Timmy. We tossed a jar of Gatr-B-Gone in there yesterday, and it should be fine now." Dude -- for real? You thought it was like chlorinating a pool? You're swimming in a fucking canal near the Everglades, near a road called Alligator Alley, and you're surprised you were attacked by a ten-foot gator?