Monday, February 15, 2010

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Farouk's hair-raising announcement | Houston Politics | - Houston Chronicle: "Here's the latest you need to know about the race for Texas governor: Farouk Shami, the Houston hair-care magnate running for governor as a Democrat, is about to announce the invention of a blow dryer that grows hair.

That's what I said. That's what he said. Run this blow dryer over your shiny knob of a head and watch the hair sprout.

But, wait, there's more."


Anonymous said...

I for one am giving him my full support.

Sorry, Kinky.


Unknown said...

Kinky's not running this time. He must be making more money in showbiz.

Dan said...

He gets my vote! And when you consider the best-known recent texas Governor, this could be a distinct improvement.