I Might Have Written a Book about This

Yorktown man charged again with grabbing false teeth | IndyStar.com | The Indianapolis Star: "MUNCIE -- Here's a tip if you find yourself in conflict with Yorktown resident Robert Henry Stahl.

Keep your mouth shut.

For the second time in seven months, Stahl -- a former tavern owner and onetime candidate for Delaware County sheriff -- has been convicted of battery in a case that saw him yank false teeth from the mouth of his victim."

Okay, I know it's not the same thing, but I like the story, and I like the cover of this book. The James Bond movie posters have nothing on my books when it comes to phallic symbols.