Regular readers know, of course, that P. H.'s spokesperson has denied Paris's concern. Thanks to Jeff Meyerson for the link.
First Paris Hilton, now chilli trunks for elephant drunks | NEWS.com.au: "WITH Paris Hilton concerned about their sobriety, India's notorious binge-drinking elephants were served notice yesterday that they face a potent new shock in efforts to curb their killer rampages - fences dipped in the world's hottest chilli powder.
Officials in Guwahati, capital of the north-eastern state of Assam, which has the world's largest concentration of Asiatic elephants, announced they were considering bringing in a team of wildlife experts from Australia to help with the increasing incidence of man-pachyderm conflict."
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I'm not sure I'm happy with the way things are heading regarding this story. The emphasis seems to be drifting lately toward the elephants. Paris Hilton seems to be fading into the backround. Suddenly chili peppers and Australians are being tossed into the mix as though through some sort of surreal alchemy of random weirdness Paris Hilton can be outdone; outbizarred; out DaDa'd into some sort of backwater logjam where tired oddities go. We need to start getting our priorities straight here, Newspeople.
Right again, Gomer.
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