Thursday, November 16, 2006

Will the Persecution Never End? (A Continuing Series)

Thanks to the ever-alert Vince Kennan. If you hate Paris, you'll love this.

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Tina Fey was fantastic on the Howard Stern show this morning discussing former Saturday Night Live hosts. Tina said the hosts are usually great, but every couple of years you get a bad one - like Paris Hilton who was a 'piece of shit'!

Tina didn't hold back on how much she and the cast hated Paris. We transcribed some of her hilarious comments...

She said Paris had 'the hair of a fraggle', and left 'nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor' from her 'cheap weave'!

Tina caught Paris's giant man hands and said they were as long as her forearm.

More zingers below!...

Paris actually takes herself seriously and 'embraces her stupidity'.

She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson 'because I hate her' 'she's fat'.

Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like 'how are you').

She did at one point ask someone 'is Maya Rudolph Italian?' (she's half Black, half Jewish)"


Anonymous said...

Hey! I listened to Stern today and heard that bit about Paris Hilton. My first thought was, "I should let Bill Crider know about that."

Hilton also locked herself in her dressing room when she got upset about something. And, she looks like a transvestite up close.

Anonymous said...

"And, she looks like a transvestite up close."

Pretty much so in photos, too. With a somewhat Cabbage-Patch-doll look to her face, which she shares with that other inexplicable media "sexpot," Ashlee Simpson. Perhaps fellow-feeling with Ashlee somehow contributes to any ill-will she actually has toward J. Simpson.

Oddly enough, another problematic SNL guest, Steven Seagal, also tends to look like a transvestite in photos, I'd say.

Unknown said...

Is it the ponytail? Or does he still have that?

Todd Mason said...

The pudginess and the attempt to hide it with kimonos helps.

Meanwhile, further commentary by Ms. Fey: On Paris Hilton: "She's a piece of [excrement]. The people at SNL were like "Maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously". She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny [sic] up close... Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle."