Thursday, November 16, 2006

Any Volunteers?

Wanted: man to land on killer asteroid and gently nudge it from path to Earth | Science | Guardian Unlimited:
Nasa evokes Hollywood in effort to avoid catastrophe
Mission would bridge gap between moon and Mars

David Adam
Friday November 17, 2006
The Guardian

"It is the stuff of nightmares and, until now, Hollywood thrillers. A huge asteroid is on a catastrophic collision course with Earth and mankind is poised to go the way of the dinosaurs.

To save the day, Nasa now plans to go where only Bruce Willis has gone before. The US space agency is drawing up plans to land an astronaut on an asteroid hurtling through space at more than 30,000 mph. It wants to know whether humans could master techniques needed to deflect such a doomsday object when it is eventually identified. The proposals are at an early stage, and a spacecraft needed just to send an astronaut that far into space exists only on the drawing board, but they are deadly serious. A smallish asteroid called Apophis has already been identified as a possible threat to Earth in 2036."


Cap'n Bob said...

Sounds like a perfect job for Hitlery Clinton.

Unknown said...

Or Bruce Willis. After all, he has experience.