Friday, November 17, 2006

Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute - Starpulse News Blog

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson for the link.

Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute - Starpulse News Blog: "Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, 'I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.'

Tyson, 40, adds, 'I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.'"


Anonymous said...

"It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

I'm going to go out on a limb here...but I have never had this fear, never expect to have this fear, and can't imagine any the women in my life Going For Tyson even in fantasy, much less having to pay for the experience.

Ali or Foreman might have or might've had a shot. But a suspect a long line of fantasy-encounters were ahead of them, I'm quite sure.

Unknown said...

I haven't had that fear, either. In fact, I never even think of Mike Tyson unless I see his name in some article like this one. Wotta guy!

Anonymous said...

Wow, ít's remarkable how incoherent one can be while typing while laughing. (And I probably shouldn't speak for them, but names such as Stevie Wonder and Steve Martin, James Dean and Henry Simmons, have tended to come up a lot more than Ear-Muncher's.)

Cap'n Bob said...

The only fear anyone should have with Tyson is that he'll get carried away when he blows in a woman's ear. I may be blind, but do women really want ugly men with metallic teeth and high voices for lovers?