Farouk's hair-raising announcement | Houston Politics | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "Here's the latest you need to know about the race for Texas governor: Farouk Shami, the Houston hair-care magnate running for governor as a Democrat, is about to announce the invention of a blow dryer that grows hair.
That's what I said. That's what he said. Run this blow dryer over your shiny knob of a head and watch the hair sprout.
But, wait, there's more."