Sunday, November 11, 2007

News Story of the Day

Getting On His Wick: Monk Gets Candle Stuck In Penis | Anorak News: "“HE did a very stupid and shameful thing,” says a Romanian “monastry source” to the Daily Sport. The man with the tonsure is speaking of trainee monk Dumitru Ilie who is said to have got “hammered” and spent the night a woman he met at a party. A woman who may or may not have been a nun.

In the morning Dumitru awoke full of regret and with candle wedged up his penis. Says the doctor who treated him: “I have no idea how he managed to do that but it looked extremely painful.” Albeit unlit…"

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bill, this raises a ton more questions than it answers. typical of world journalism in the 21st Century. Should I make a list? Or can I simply count on you to provide more details as they become available.

Unknown said...

Trusting me for details is always a mistake.

Anonymous said...

Well, ya know, Bill, for once it wasn't your fault. I went to the link and it was as bare as great gran'ma's mouldering bones. Newsmen have no innate curiosity. Except for how long will it take for them to anchor the BBC.

Anonymous said...

ouch ouch ouch

Unknown said...

Only you would wonder that, Joe. It never occurred to any of the rest of us.

Unknown said...

And I can remember when this was a blog for the whole family.

Anonymous said...

i think you shoulkd turn this into a hot nuns site.

Anonymous said...

you sure this story didnt come from the romanian version of the weekly world news?