Thursday, February 05, 2009

Snuggie Update: Awesome or useless? | RedEye | Home

The Snuggie: Awesome or useless? | RedEye | Home

I report, you decide.

New Issue of Gumshoe Review Now On-Line

Gumshoe February 2009

GPS Update

GPS-Laced Footballs to Offer Keen Play by Play: Discovery News: "Jan. 30, 2009 -- Of all the plays that could befall her beloved Pittsburgh Steelers during Sunday's Super Bowl game against the Arizona Cardinals, the one kind that really irks Priya Narasimhan is when she can't see the ball.

That's one impetus behind an engineering project she's overseeing at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh to embed footballs with satellite-based positioning sensors."

And You Thought Snow and Ice were Bad

Crocodiles feared to be roaming floodwaters in northeastern Australia -- Newsday.com: "SYDNEY (AP) — As if torrents washing through homes and sweeping away furniture wasn't scary enough. Authorities in storm-battered northeastern Australia warned residents Wednesday to beware of crocodiles roaming the floodwaters covering large parts of Queensland."

Hat tip to Jeff Segal.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Houston may ban tall-tree planting under lines | Top stories | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "For years, utility companies admonished people to “look before you dig” when getting ready for a backyard project. City Council on Wednesday may add a little direction to that for those planting trees: Look up.

A proposed ordinance before council would prohibit the planting of tall trees, including live oaks, under power lines. The measure originally was intended to strengthen existing rules to protect trees in public rights of way from being cut down or hacked up by developers.

But the proposed ban on planting live oaks under electric lines — a last-minute addition to the measure — has a vocal group of tree lovers dismayed. Their main complaint centers on the live oak’s usefulness for hiding power lines."

Paging Conan

Giant snake: Fossil of 43-foot super snake Titanoboa found in Colombia - Los Angeles Times: "Researchers excavating a coal mine in South America have found the fossilized remains of the mother of all snakes, a nightmarish tropical behemoth as long as a school bus and as heavy as a Volkswagen Beetle."

Hat tip to Jeff Segal.

Blacula

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Wild West Monday Promo

THE TAINTED ARCHIVE: WILD WEST MONDAY NEW PROMO: "This is the new Wild West Monday YOUTUBE promo."

Check it out.

And the Seventh Seal Was Opened

Vivica A. Fox To Host TV Land's 'The Cougar' - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog: "Vivica A. FoxVivica A. Fox will host the upcoming TV Land original series 'The Cougar,' a one-hour elimination dating series set to premiere in April on TV Land PRIME.

Executive produced by Mike Fleiss ('The Bachelor') and Warner Horizon Television, 'The Cougar' is an eight-episode series in which an accomplished, beautiful and sexy woman hunts for love from a pool of eligible younger men."

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Record-Breaking Breasts | NBC New York: "But Hershey was forced to settle with her FFF mosquito bites because 'the state of Texas has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants,' noted ABC. Reading this, we found ourselves impressed by Texas, because we didn't think it was the kind of state to impose limits on such things, what with the Dallas Cowboys cherleaders and the state priding itself on everything being bigger there and whatnot.

But, as Hershey discovered through diligent research, they have no such restraint in Brazil! And so now, after a ninth surgery, she's the proud owner of both a 38KKK bust (according to Britain's Daily Star) and the world record for largest breasts. We wonder if Guinness has a category for worst back pain."

Thanks to David Cranmer for the link.

Whatever Happened to Peggy Sue?

BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | Peggy Sue got where?: "Buddy Holly died 50 years ago, but his music lives on, including his hit Peggy Sue. But who was it about and what's it like to be immortalised in a popular song? Caroline Frost meets the real Peggy Sue."

Karin TarQwyn, Pet Detective

Pet detective specializes in finding lost dogs (w/video) | Houston & Texas News | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "Submitted by Karin TarQwyn

Karin TarQwyn is one of the few licensed private detectives in the country who specializes in finding lost dogs.

A pampered Dachshund named Dazzle slips under a backyard fence in Pearland and scampers off for an adventure as fast as her short legs can take her.

And now she’s a lost dog with her frantic owner Gerry Thornton looking everywhere.

Enter pet detective Karin TarQwyn. She is one of the few licensed private detectives in the country who specializes in finding lost dogs. In the four years in the business, she’s been involved in more than 1,500 cases."

World's Largest Sundial?

Light thrown on Pantheon - Science - NZ Herald News: "A New Zealand researcher has found - 2000 years after it was built - that the ancient Roman temple known as the Pantheon may play the role of a colossal sundial.

The temple in Rome, completed in AD128, is a cylindrical chamber topped by a domed roof with a skylight in the top which lets through a dramatic shaft of sunlight.

But New Scientist reported Otago University's Professor Robert Hannah - an expert in Roman art, 'archaeo-astronomy' and ancient calendar systems - has discovered the Pantheon may have been more than just a temple."

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Duncanville council member wants to re-evaluate red-light camera policy | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Breaking News for Dallas-Fort Worth | Dallas Morning News: "A Duncanville City Council member wants to re-evaluate how the city issues citations to red-light runners and make it easier for suspected violators to request a jury trial.

Paul Ford questions the nearly 45,000 citations issued in 2008 at four intersections monitored by cameras. Compared with Duncanville's population of 38,500, he said, the number of citations seems excessive."

Mike Ripley's L:atest Shots Magazine Column Now On-Line

Lots of news, as usual. Click here.

Black Moon Rising

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Super Bowl pitch for adultery finds market in Houston | Front page | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "Football fans are used to outrageous ads on Super Bowl Sunday, but a 30-second pitch for adultery had Monday-morning quarterbacks buzzing.

“Infidelity is a form of betrayal, and the idea of portraying betrayal as an answer to relationship problems is mind-boggling,” said family therapist Tim Louis in Houston.

He was referring to the $250,000 spot for AshleyMadison.com, an online dating service for married folk.

The ad, deemed inappropriate by NFL and NBC officials, ran only in Texas. It showed a couple celebrating their anniversary at a white tablecloth restaurant. The man blew his nose, answered his cell phone, then stood up to leave in the middle of dessert."

Just What the World Needs. . .

. . . More poison frogs.

Ten new species of amphibian discovered in Colombia - Telegraph: "A spiky orange rain frog and three poison frogs are among 10 new species of amphibian discovered in Colombia, scientists have revealed."

Janet Evanovich Could Have Told Them This

Plums 'are new super-food and full of disease-fighting antioxidants' | Mail Online: "Plums are being heralded as the new 'super-food' by scientists. They found the purple fruit matched or exceeded blueberries in antioxidants and phytonutrients, which help prevent disease.

Researcher Dr David Byrne, of AgriLife Research, said tests revealed one plum contains about the same amount of antioxidants as a handful of blueberries."

Santo vs. the Martians

Monday, February 02, 2009

Thuglit Issue #29 Now On-Line

Thuglit Issue #29

Looks like a great line-up, as it usually is. Check it out.

Looks Like I Got out of the Job Market Just in Time

Is a GED More Valuable Than a PhD? | Corporate Accountability and WorkPlace | AlterNet: "For six years, Rebekah slaved at Boston University for her PhD in American Studies. Her plan: work in New York as a museum curator. She pictured chatty, engrossing interviews with like-minded creative types. “Everyone would be so pleased” with her PhD, she thought. Yet eight months after graduating, Rebekah is unemployed and considering a gig at a public library that requires only a GED."

Somewhere the Four Horsemen are Saddling Up

CBS picks up arranged-marriage series--The Live Feed: "CBS is treading into potentially controversial reality TV territory again.

The network has ordered a new series from the producers of 'Top Chef' that puts lovelorn singles into arranged marriages.

The show introduces four adults age approximately 25-45 who are anxious to get married but have been unsuccessful in their search for a mate. Their friends and family select a spouse for them, and the newly paired couple exchange marital vows. The series follows their marriages."

Archaeology Update

Albania: Ancient wreck hunt in once forbidden sea - International Herald Tribune: "SARANDA, Albania: Once Europe's most forbidding coast, this sparkling stretch of the Ionian Sea is slowly revealing lost treasures that date back 2,500 years and shipwrecks from ancient times.

Over the past two summers, a research ship carrying U.S. and Albanian experts has combed the waters off southern Albania inch by inch, using scanning equipment and submersible robots to seek ancient wrecks. In what organizers say is the first archaelogical survey of Albania's seabed, at least five sites were located, which could fill in blanks on ancient shipbuilding techniques."

A Long, Long Time Ago . . .

He Knew what the Decision Would Be

City must rehire officer | floridatoday.com | FLORIDA TODAY: "An appeals court denied West Melbourne's request for a rehearing in a lawsuit won by a former police officer who was fired for calls made to a psychic hot line.
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In a one-sentence decision, the 5th District Court of Appeal denied the appeal for a rehearing filed by the city Dec. 22 after the court determined former police Officer Bryon Park should have been reinstated with back pay in September 1998. The lawsuit has been the subject of 10 years of legal wrangling.

Park, a nine-year veteran of the department, was making $33,000 a year when he was fired. Without factoring in cost-of-living adjustments and other benefits, back pay could top $330,000, according to his attorney's calculations."

Santo vs. the Vampire Women

Sunday, February 01, 2009

John the Toilet , R. I. P.

John the toilet laid to rest at Utah restaurant | ajc.com: "CENTERVILLE, Utah — John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant's bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known.

The toilet was shattered by a bullet Jan. 12 when a man's gun fell from its holster as he was pulling up his pants, police said. Police do not plan to file criminal charges in connection with the incident.

Christian Martinez, manager of the Carl's Jr. where John was gunned down, held a memorial service Friday at the restaurant. He gave away bottles of John's favorite toilet cleaner, Kaboom Bowl Blaster, to the eatery's first 50 patrons.

A Bountiful flower shop provided a large floral arrangement."

Hat tip to Rusty Burke.

A Book about Handwriting

Michael Dirda - Michael Dirda on 'Script and Scribble: The Rise and Fall of Handwriting' by Kitty Burns Florey - washingtonpost.com: "As Kitty Burns Florey points out in her highly enjoyable Script and Scribble, clear and readable handwriting does matter: 'The TV drama ER often tackles the issue: in one 2007 episode, Dr. Izzie Stevens tells the interns she's supervising, 'Penmanship saves lives! Is that a 7, or is that a 9? If I have to ask myself that in the middle of an emergency, your patient is dead. You killed him. With your handwriting. Think about that!' '"

Hat tip to Rusty Burke.

A Review


An early review of the new Sheriff Rhodes book is up at Meritorious Mysteries. Check it out.

Top 10 Modern Mysteries

AskMen.com - Top 10 Modern Mysteries: "Mysteries tap the imagination, fuel speculation and invite the attention of conspiracy theorists. While there are numerous ancient mysteries, they don’t excite us the same way these top 10 modern mysteries do; perhaps because we can relate to them easier if they’re closer to our own time. It is that ability to relate, to feel some connection, that not only feeds the mystery, but -- accurately or not -- also seems to hint that a solution is within reach. 

Thus, our criteria for our top 10 modern mysteries does not necessarily concern unsolved mysteries, but the enduring public fascination with the mystery itself as well as the implications of the possible answers (even if conventional wisdom suggests the mystery has more than adequately been solved)."

Uh-Oh

Extinct ibex is resurrected by cloning - Telegraph: "The Pyrenean ibex, a form of wild mountain goat, was officially declared extinct in 2000 when the last-known animal of its kind was found dead in northern Spain.

Shortly before its death, scientists preserved skin samples of the goat, a subspecies of the Spanish ibex that live in mountain ranges across the country, in liquid nitrogen.

Using DNA taken from these skin samples, the scientists were able to replace the genetic material in eggs from domestic goats, to clone a female Pyrenean ibex, or bucardo as they are known. It is the first time an extinct animal has been cloned.

Sadly, the newborn ibex kid died shortly after birth due to physical defects in its lungs. Other cloned animals, including sheep, have been born with similar lung defects."

Turtle Update: Mystery Solved?

Researchers may have found origin of turtle's mysterious shell: "Turtles have lived a long time without changing much.

They've had a broad top shell and smaller bottom one for something like 216 million years, as they evolved into sea-living giants and little turtles in ponds.

But the shell has always been a puzzle. How does an animal evolve a shell?"

Foxy Brown

Saturday, January 31, 2009

New Story at Beat to a Pulp

BEAT to a PULP

Check it out.

CROOKED #2 is Now On-Line

Crime Zine Report: CROOKED #2 is here...

Great line-up of writers. Check it out.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Bill proposes hunting feral�hogs from air | Latest News | KENS5.com: "BEXAR COUNTY – There are an estimated 1.5 million feral hogs in the state, with many now living in South Texas. In the past, landowners could hire helicopter companies to kill hogs on their property, but new bill before the state could expand the hunt to the air.

Currently, landowners can hire companies to come in and kill feral hogs on their own property, but the landowners must be there at the time of the hunt.

Now, State Rep. Sid Miller (R-Stephenville) has authored a bill (House Bill 836) which would allow landowners to lease hunting rights to companies who could then fly hunters in to shoot the hogs from the air, allowing ranchers and farmers to make some money off of the hog problem."

As some of you know, feral hogs have been a part of the Sheriff Dan Rhodes series for over 20 years now. Maybe I'll have a helicopter hunt in the next one. Assuming there is a next one.

I Always Knew She was Brilliant

PARIS HILTON READING (FOR PATTI ABBOTT) � George Kelley

See photo at link.

Five A-Listers Who Died in Obscurity

Five A-Listers Who Died in Obscurity - Neatorama: "It’s unimaginable to think that today’s Hollywood A-List could someday die in obscurity. Just imagine, 50 years from now they’ll be running one of those “In Memoriam” clip shows at the Oscars and your grandkid will turn to you and say, “Who was Angelina Jolie? She was kinda pretty.”

That’s basically what happened to these ex-Hollywood starlets. Once A-Listers at the height of their fame, these celebs died in semi-obscurity - sometimes, especially in the case of our first actress, their anonymity was their own doing."

I'm reminded of Robert Frost's "Provide, Provide":
No memory of having starred
Atones for later disregard,
Or keeps the end from being hard.

New Blog on the Block

Short Barrel Fiction: "Our goal is to bring good quality western flash fiction to all the cowboys and cowgirls out there who work every day to keep the west alive. You know who you are. Reenactors, mercantiles, ranchers, and the multitudes who are westerners at heart."

Check it out.

Oops!

The Associated Press: Dino-right! Fix is in for misnamed Texas dinosaur: "SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Pleurocoelus has served ably as the official dinosaur of Texas. Sure, it was a plant-noshing herbivore in a fiercely barbecue-proud state, but the sauropod dwarfed most other dinos and lumbered with a 20-ton swagger.

Then he was exposed as an East Coaster.

The discovery in 2007 led a Fort Worth lawmaker to file a resolution in the Legislature this month that seeks to send pleurocoelus packing and transfer the state dinosaur title to a very similar but more uniquely Texas species, newly dubbed Paluxysaurus jonesi."

Hat tip to Jeff Segal.

And I Thought I was Bad

The Lab at Belmar | The Astounding Problem of Andrew Novick: "The Astounding Problem of Andrew Novick features the overwhelming and unusual collections of an eccentric individual who does not consider himself an artist. In total, Andrew Novick estimates he has over a hundred collections: Barbie dolls of every variety, Chihuahua figurines, clown paintings, anything related to teeth or braces. The truth is he has far more things than will or can ever be organized into a “collection.” Inside his home and in his rented storage space he has stacks, piles and boxes of answering machine cassette tapes full of incoming phone messages, more answering machine cassette tapes with recordings of recording almost every conversation he has ever had with a telemarketer, jars ripe with formaldehyde-free dead animals, uncommon foods and more."

I highly recommend you click the link and read the whole article. There are also pictures.

Will The Persecution Never End?

Cemetery Win � FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments

Hell up in Harlem

Friday, January 30, 2009

Friday Night Lights

Tonight's episode is supposedly going to have an appearance by the Cornell Hurd Band, the group my son does the sound for. You won't see him, but he's there. You'll probably see and hear the band. 8:00 Central Time.

John D. MacDonald Biography

Schaffner Press: Upcoming Releases Archives: "BLOODSHOT RAINBOW: The Life and Work of John D. MacDonald
James Walling
Fall '09
Trade Paperback

John D. MacDonald, the hugely prolific bestselling writer of crime novels whose iconic hero Travis McGee became the template for dozens of contemporary mystery writers has until this book largely escaped biographical scrutiny and literary appraisal. With research
ranging from literary archives and correspondence and information gleaned from as yet unpublished military records, author James Walling will retrace Macdonald's footsteps from his years in Burma with the OSS in WWII to his single titles bestsellers, (one of which, THE EXECUTIONERS, was the basis for the movie CAPE FEAR), to the immortal Travis McGee series and the twenty-one books in which the legendary protagonist starred, as well as the final uncompleted ' Black Book' which supposedly featured McGee's demise. In examining not only the mysteries and crime novels, longer works of fiction such as CONDOMINIUM, and even MacDonald's forays into sci-fi (THE GIRL, THE GOLD WATCH AND EVERYTHING) this book will firmly establish MacDonald in the firmament of quintessentially American literary figures, sadly underappreciated due to the commercial genres in which he chose to ply his trade."

Hat tip to The Bunburyist.

The Beginning of the End . . .

. . . for the apostrophe.

The city where apostrophes ARENT welcome | Mail Online: "Its a little difficult to place sometimes, but if itd never been invented our sentences wouldnt be so easy to read and wed all get confused because we wouldnt know who owned anything.

But the apostrophe is obviously just too challenging for some.

Birmingham City Council has dropped possessive apostrophes from its road and street signs altogether - so St Paul's Square becomes St Pauls, for example."

The 10 Most Embarrassing Award Winners in Automotive History

Dishonorable Mention: The 10 Most Embarrassing Award Winners in Automotive History- Yahoo! Autos Article Page: "Here and now, in vivid HTML, Car and Driver formally apologizes for naming the Renault Alliance to the 1983 10Best Cars list. For the last 26 years, it’s been gnawing at our collective gut like a shame-induced ulcer. The car was trash. We should have known that back then, and it’s taken us too long to confess our grievous mistake. Let this frank admission be the start of our penance."

Hat tip to Mike McGruff.

America's Worst Supermarket Foods

America's Worst Supermarket Foods - Page 1 - MSN Health & Fitness - Nutrition

Suddenly, I'm hungry.
Hat tip to Todd Mason.

Rambo Update

SYLVESTER STALLONE - STALLONE TO BRING RAMBO BACK: "SYLVESTER STALLONE is bringing back RAMBO for another big screen outing according to Extratv.com. The action man was suitably impressed with the success of his 2008 film, Rambo, and now he's scouting for locations for a fifth movie.
He says, 'We're doing another Rambo, but the conflict is whether to do it in America or a foreign country.”"

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance—Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! Quirk Books $12.95 : Chronicle Books: "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies -- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Complete with 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock (the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice), this insanely funny expanded edition will introduce Jane Austen's classic novel to new legions of fans."

Hat tip to the Little Professor.

Forgotten Books: HOODTOWN -- Christa Faust

I guess it's not too likely that a book only five years old and still in print is forgotten, but mostly you hear about Faust's more recent Hard Case novel, Money Shot. Those who liked that one should certainly take a look at Hoodtown. Hey, with Mickey Rourke riding that wave with The Wrestler, maybe this book will get more attention.

What we have here is a story set in an alternate America, or maybe a future America, where cities, and even small towns, have neighborhoods made up of people who wear wrestling hoods pretty much from birth until death. And after. These hoodtowns are ghettos of poverty and crime, whereas the Skin communities are pretty much like they are now. The people in Hoodtown revere luchadores, particularly El Santo, whose name is invoked in blessings and curses.

The narrator of Hoodtown is a disgraced luchadora named X. She's 43 and a little overweight, but she's proud of her figure and doesn't think she looks too bad. Her existence isn't an entirely happy one, since she's banned from the ring, and it gets worse when someone starts killing Hoodtown prostitutes and removing their masks, a crime that the Hoodtown residents regard as being as bad as the murders. Maybe worse. The Skin cops who work in Angel City don't really care about the crimes. If another Hood dies, it's nothing to them, so X is drawn into the investigation. What she finds is likely to get her killed, along with plenty of others.

So you have murder, masked wrestlers, some spicy sex, a fast-paced narrative, and a well-constructed world that's a lot like our own but different. Or not. You can read whatever metaphorical meaning you want to into the prejudices against Hoodtown and its people. I'm not going there.

If you liked Money Shot and you're waiting eagerly for another Christa Faust novel, wait no longer. Get this one. I'll bet you won't be disappointed.

This post #8001. What a lot of time I've wasted!

Black Caesar

Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Destroyer

Speaking Volumes, is producing audio books of early Destroyer adventures. So far they have produced one, Chinese Puzzle, and it's well done. There's an audio sample on the Destroyer tribute page, www.sinanju.net and at www.destroyerclub.com

Check it out.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

The Weather Center � Blog Archive � Austin Area Drought Worst in U.S.: "Wow–this is really something. Because dry conditions have improved in the southeastern U.S., our Central Texas drought is now the worst ongoing drought in the United States.

The U.S. Drought Monitor weekly update came out today, and notice in the graphic below, Central Texas is considered to be in a D4 drought–which is the maximum intensity for drought conditions. It is also known as an Exeptional Drought–even worse than Extreme designation."

Via Rick Klaw on Twitter.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

68-year-old man found beaten inside Plano home | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Latest News: "Detectives are investigating the death of a 68-year-old man who was found beaten inside his Plano home this morning, Plano police said.
1100 block, Avenue I

Sherlock Holmes was found by a friend about 12:45 a.m. inside his home in the 1100 block of Avenue I, said Plano police spokesman Rick McDonald."

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Road signs warn of zombies | KXAN.com: "AUSTIN (KXAN) - Austin drivers making their morning commute were in for a surprise when two road signs on a busy stretch of road were taken over by hackers. The signs near the intersection of Lamar and Martin Luther King boulevards usually warn drivers about upcoming construction, but Monday morning they warned of 'zombies ahead.'"

Hat tip to Todd Mason.

The Two Stooges

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | New Zealand inmates foil own escape: "CCTV has captured the moment when two handcuffed prisoners' attempt to escape custody came to a crashing end as they ran into a lamppost.

The pair ran away while awaiting their court hearing in Hastings and managed to cross a street towards a car park before they were recaptured."

Video at link.  Hat tip to Angela.

This Is Your Brain on Fiction

Your brain on fiction: we simulate action we read in narrative - Boing Boing: "A forthcoming journal article in Psychological Science reports on the research of scientists from the Dynamic Cognition Laboratory at Washington University in St. Louis into what brain activity takes place while we read narrative stories. The study concludes that our brains simulate the action in the story, echoing it as we read."

Arrrgggghhhhh!

Universal bringing back 'The Thing' - Entertainment News, Film News, Media - Variety: "Universal will add a new chapter to 'The Thing,' lining up another take on the paranoid horror classic most recently brought to the screen by John Carpenter in 1982.

Studio has set 'Battlestar Galactica' exec producer Ron Moore to write the script and commercials director Matthijs Van Heijningen to direct the re-imagining."

The Day the Music Died

Music - Rock fans head to Iowa to recall day music died: "CLEAR LAKE, Iowa — It's been 50 years since a single-engine plane crashed into a snow-covered Iowa field, instantly killing three men whose names would become enshrined in the history of rock 'n' roll.

The passing decades haven't diminished fascination with that night on Feb. 2, 1959, when 22-year-old Buddy Holly, 28-year-old J.P. 'The Big Bopper' Richardson and 17-year-old Ritchie Valens performed in Clear Lake and then boarded the plane for a planned 300-mile flight that lasted only minutes."

London after Dark

More of London from above, at night - The Big Picture - Boston.com

Amazing photos, for sure.

Coffy

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Horror, the Horror

Star Wars Goes Horror with Deathtroopers | /Film: "LucasFilm and Del Rey Books will be publishing a Star Wars horror novel on October 27th 2009 titled DeathTroopers."

Uh-Oh

MTV Movies Blog � Jerry Bruckheimer Wants YOU To Cast ‘The Lone Ranger’: "Jerry Bruckheimer spoke with MTV News at the junket for his new film, “Confessions of a Shopaholic”. Talking about future projects, he let slip that, while the script is done and Johnny Depp has signed on as Tonto there’s still a little matter of finding the lead.

That’s where you come in! Jerry Bruckheimer wants input from the fans and we’re ready to hear whatever opinion you’ve got. Watch the video below and then post your dream-casting. You could help decide who gets to wear the mask!"

Judy Update

If you've been following the blog for a couple of years, you know that in June 2007 Judy was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. After some grueling chemo, she went into remission about a year ago.

Today we discussed the results of her latest tests with her doctor. The lymphoma is back. We'd hoped for a minimum of five years remission. Since we suspected last October that things were looking bleak, we weren't surprised by today's news, just disappointed.

The upshot is that Judy will be going back into treatment within the month. We're looking at a couple of clinical trials, and we'll know more about the treatment in a week or two. Until then, we're going to try to carry on as usual.

The good news is that treatment isn't "urgent," just necessary. And Judy has no symptoms other than swollen lymph nodes. We're not looking forward to the next few months, but maybe this time the treatment won't be so tough. We hope not.

One of Them Is Cursive Writing

10 things your great grandchildren won’t remember [I Heart Top 10s] — I Heart Chaos

Will The Persecution Never End?

Paris Hilton: I won't date Prince Harry | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre|USA: "YOU know things must be bad in your love life when even PARIS HILTON won’t go out with you.

But the hotel heiress has ruled out ever dating PRINCE HARRY – as she respects his ex-girlfriend CHELSY DAVY too much."

Worst Super Bowl Ads Ever

Lippert's Critique: Super Bowl's Biggest Fumbles: "In trying to reach 100 million people, it seems axiomatic, or at least common sensical, to avoid certain themes. Like, for example, suicide. So, why do marketers revisit them? Unconscious death wish? There are no hard-and-fast rules about the worth of shock value, but in no particular order, here are my picks for four of the worst Super Bowl ads ever."

Watch Your Step

Police track down violent robber from a footprint that he left in his victim's forehead | Mail Online: "It is a shocking image - a footprint embedded into the bruised forehead of the victim of a brutal and violent robbery.

But for police officers the footprint has become a vital piece of evidence that could help apprehend the offender."

Gator Update (Horns of a Dilemma Edition)

Gator stuck in Cape Coral pipe | WINK News - Southwest Florida | Local & Florida: "Trappers say if and when the alligator takes the bait it will get euthanized or it could be sent to an alligator farm."

America's Oldest Teenager

American Idol | vanityfair.com: "At 65, Archie Andrews has somehow remained relevant, even hip, in an increasingly crass culture. But he still can't choose between Betty and Veronica. How did this World War II–era goofball manage to stay current? The little girls understand.

One of the most durable characters to emerge from American pop culture—right up there with Mickey Mouse, Superman, and Muhammad Ali—is Archibald Andrews, the eternal 16-year-old from Riverdale, U.S.A. He is in his 65th year, but he still can't decide between Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge."

I'll Just Have the Double Whopper with Cheese, Thanks

Eating dirt can be good for you - just ask babies - International Herald Tribune: "And, indeed, accumulating evidence strongly suggests that eating dirt is good for you.

In studies of what is called the hygiene hypothesis, researchers are concluding that organisms like the millions of bacteria, viruses and especially worms that enter the body along with 'dirt' spur the development of a healthy immune system. Several continuing studies suggest that worms may help to redirect an immune system that has gone awry and resulted in autoimmune disorders, allergies and asthma."

Vote for Kasey Lansdale!

Okay, folks, we're not doing out part. Kasey's slipping in the rankings. Don't forget you can vote every day. Time to vote again!

Pork Chop Hill

Peru Update

Peruvians walked their prayers into the earth - life - 26 January 2009 - New Scientist: "THE ancient, intricate geometric patterns stamped on the surface of a desert in Peru have long been thought of as messages to the gods, or as markers that tracked celestial objects. Now new details about these geoglyphs suggest they may have been made for 'prayer walking'.

The Nasca lines are a collection of lines, giant trapezoids, and figures of humans, plants and animals in a desert 400 kilometres south of Lima, Peru. They were created between 400 BC and AD 650 by the removal of reddish oxidised stones from the desert pavement to reveal the lighter sand beneath."

Photo is of Judy in Nasca a few years ago.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Cops Talk Funny

Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com: "And it's hurting their credibility in court."

If you've listened to officers talk or read police reports, I'll bet you know what this article has to say before you read it.

Link via Boing Boing.

John Updike, R. I. P.

John Updike dies, aged 76 - washingtonpost.com: "NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. author John Updike, a leading writer of his generation who chronicled the emotional drama of American small town life with searing wit, died on Tuesday, his publisher said.

'It is with great sadness that I report that John Updike died this morning at the age of 76, after a battle with lung cancer.' said Nicholas Latimer of Alfred A. Knopf, a unit of Random House.

'He was one of our greatest writers, and he will be sorely missed.'"

My favorites among his many books would include The Centaur and Rabbit, Run.

No Comment Department

Hilary Duff set for 'Bonnie and Clyde' - Entertainment News, Film News, Media - Variety: "Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers will star in indie feature 'The Story of Bonnie and Clyde,' produced by Cypress Moon Studios.

Tonya S. Holly will direct the film from her own script, which is a new adaptation of the story of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow rather than a remake of the 1967 classic film starring Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty."

Snuggie Update

Advertising: The Slow Death of Good Commercials: "Have you noticed lately on your television that there are a stunning number of crappy infomercial-quality ads running during prime time? That is because the fancy advertisers are broke. We live in Snuggie's world now."

Happy Birthday, Angela Antoinette Crider!

She's always been an angel.

Guest Blogging

Today I'm guest blogger at David Thompson's Busted Flush Press blog.  What that means is that I did an actual blog post instead of taking the easy way of linking to something else as I usually do.  So you should click here to visit David's blog and see what I had to say.

The Disassembled Man -- Nate Flexer

New Pulp Press is a new venture by Jon Bassoff (aka Nate Flexer). The books from New Pulp Press "focus on off-center crime fiction and neo-pulp. Veering away from the assumption that a protagonist must be a sympathetic character, our books are centered around con-men, losers, and sociopaths."

Frankie Avicious, the narrator of The Disassembled Man, is a far cry from a sympathetic character. He slaughters cattle for a living, and before long he moves on to slaughtering people, maybe at the urging of the enigmatic salesman named Jack Marteau, maybe not. The murders are graphic and bizarre, but then that's the point. By the end, Frankie's narrative turns almost surreal, and the punishment that waits for Frankie is as frightening and disturbing as the rest of the book.

This is strong stuff, definitely not the kind of thing that you're going to find from a mainstream publisher. Besides the mayhem, there's also a good bit of gruesome humor to sort of lighten the proceedings. If you have a taste for the offbeat, out-of-the-mainstream fiction, this might be just what you're looking for. If you're planning to stick to the safe and familiar, it's not. You can read the first two chapters on Al Guthrie's Noir Originals. That might be enough to let you know what you're in for. Check it out.



Death Race

I enjoyed this tender tale of a man (Jason Statham) framed for the murder of his wife so he can be sent to prison and drive in the Death Race of the title. All Statham wants to do is behave himself, get out of prison, and get back to his small daughter.

Statham matches wits with the prison warden (Joan Allen) and bonds with other prisoners (Ian McShane, Tyrese Gibson) as he faces the clever jibes of his fellow inmates, many of whom appear to have degrees from Ivy League schools.

The extensive character development is broken up occasionally with scenes from the race, with one or two explosions, but it's best not to be distracted by these lest you lose the thread of the complex plot that winds throughout. I paid close attention and wasn't lost, but it was close. I won't reveal any of the twists and surprises so you can be amazed on your own.

All I have to say in conclusion is that I'm shocked that this movie was shut out in the Oscar™ race. There really is no justice.

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Hell is for Heroes

Monday, January 26, 2009

The Death of Cursive Writing?

Schools have less time for penmanship | IndyStar.com | The Indianapolis Star: "Learning to write in script is a time-honored tradition. But in today's time-starved classrooms, some around the country are questioning whether, given everything else vying for space in the curriculum and the increasing use of technology, teaching these children cursive is even necessary."

January Bloodstained Bookshelf Now On-Line

Bloodstained Bookshelf: "The Bloodstained Bookshelf is a (more-or-less) monthly list of recent and forthcoming mysteries published in the US. If you are an author, publisher, or agent and have information about a forthcoming book, please let me know for inclusion in this list."

On the Street Where You Live

YesButNoButYes: Where the streets have bad names: "Oh, there are plenty.

But these particular streets, roads, avenues and boulevards happen to have some of the worst names in the world."

Why So Serious?

Belgian creche stabbings: suspect quoted Heath Ledger - Telegraph: "Kim De Gelder, aged 20, was arrested last Friday shortly after stabbing two babies and one of their carers to death in a gruesome attack that has stunned Belgium. He was dressed and apparently wearing make-up that gave him the appearance of the Batman character the Joker.

Investigators are examining whether the attack was timed to mark the first anniversary of the death of Heath Ledger, the actor who played the Joker in the film Batman, The Dark Knight."

Sing Me a Sad Song

What's the saddest song you ever heard? | Houston Music | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "George Jones thought the saddest song was too sad. So he carried He Stopped Loving Her Today around with him for nearly a year, insisting to his producer that it needed a different ending.

The song opens with the line “He said, ‘I’ll love you ‘til I die,’” and makes good on that promise when its protagonist, distraught over a breakup, finally expires. Jones thought the “she” who prompted this lifelong infatuation needed to return. Despite decades of flying like a bottle rocket on a diet of booze and drugs, the singer had a whisper of sentimentality that told him the song was too bleak to connect with anybody.

She ultimately did return in a spoken coda added to the song, which was released in 1980. “I still didn’t think it would ever be a hit because it was so sad,” Jones said. “I was wrong because it ended up being my signature song.”"

Google Hits the G-Spot

I, for one, welcome our new Orwellian overlords.

Google plans to make PCs history | Technology | The Observer: "Google is to launch a service that would enable users to access their personal computer from any internet connection, according to industry reports. But campaigners warn that it would give the online behemoth unprecedented control over individuals' personal data.

The Google Drive, or 'GDrive', could kill off the desktop computer, which relies on a powerful hard drive. Instead a user's personal files and operating system could be stored on Google's own servers and accessed via the internet.

The long-rumoured GDrive is expected to be launched this year, according to the technology news website TG Daily, which described it as 'the most anticipated Google product so far'. It is seen as a paradigm shift away from Microsoft's Windows operating system, which runs inside most of the world's computers, in favour of 'cloud computing', where the processing and storage is done thousands of miles away in remote data centres."

The Dead Man's Brother -- Roger Zelazny

I'm a big fan of Roger Zelzany's work, or at least a lot of it, so I was prepared to love The Dead Man's Brother, a unpublished novel unearthed by Hard Case Crime. According to the "Afterword" by Zelzany's son, the book was written around the time of Today We Choose Faces and the connected novellas that make up My Name is Legion, both of which I enjoyed, so I was hoping for the best. I didn't quite get it.

Ovid Wiley was once a criminal, an art smuggler, but now he's reformed and has his own gallery. Things are going all right until his old partner in crime turns up in the gallery, dead, with a knife sticking in his back. In short order, Wiley's arrested, then recruited by the CIA. He finds himself first in Italy, where there are millions missing from the Vatican's accounts, and then in Brazil, where more millions have gone missing.

It's all very fast and slick, but the whole thing seemed more like a first draft to me than a finished novel. A lot of things that seemed to me to call for further development were forgotten or dropped. The explanations at the end were tedious and not entirely convincing. The supposedly clever narrator does some pretty stupid things. The magic I'd found in some of Zelazny's writing was, for the most part, missing. I'm glad Hard Case published it, and I'm glad I read it, but I was hoping for more. Maybe my expectations were just too high. Or maybe I'm completely wrong. Hey, it could happen. Anyway, I'd give it a C+.

Update: For a more positive take, click here.

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Ride the High Country

Sunday, January 25, 2009

What, Me Worry?

2012: THE END IS NIGH! - New York Post: "The end of the world is nearly upon us, but there's a silver lining: At least you know when your 401(k) will finally hit bottom. Mark Dec. 21, 2012 on your calendar. That's the exact day that lots of normally sane people believe some disaster will befall our planet - and not the kind of annoying everyday disaster like your cable going out or Ethan Hawke writing another novel. We're talking Biblical proportions - the end of life on Earth as we know it."

Hat tip to Art Scott.

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ABBA Update

Photo at link.

Dancing Queens reunited: The girls from ABBA share the stage | Mail Online: "They've barely been on stage together since Abba split in 1982.

Considering all the rumours about their rivalry, perhaps fans weren't that surprised.

But this week Abba's Agnetha Faltskog, 58, and Anni-Frid Lyngstad, 63, were all smiles as they accepted a lifetime achievement award in Sweden."

Mathematics Update

Science News / A Prayer For Archimedes: "For seventy years, a prayer book moldered in the closet of a family in France, passed down from one generation to the next. Its mildewed parchment pages were stiff and contorted, tarnished by burn marks and waxy smudges. Behind the text of the prayers, faint Greek letters marched in lines up the page, with an occasional diagram disappearing into the spine.

The owners wondered if the strange book might have some value, so they took it to Christie's Auction House of London. And in 1998, Christie's auctioned it off—for two million dollars.

For this was not just a prayer book. The faint Greek inscriptions and accompanying diagrams were, in fact, the only surviving copies of several works by the great Greek mathematician Archimedes."

The Wild Bunch