I Can't Believe I Wasn't Inivited

Paris Hilton Attempts Sexy Burlesque Look For 30th Birthday Bash - Starpulse.com: "Paris Hilton celebrated her 30th birthday with a party in the Hollywood Hills last night. She wore a bright scarlet burlesque outfit and arrived at the event with her boyfriend Cy Waits.

Three hundred people attended, including rapper Lil Wayne, comedienne Kathy Griffin, and sister Nicky, at a 1920s-themed party in the Hollywood Hills."

Will The Persecution Never End?

Paris Hilton: I won't date Prince Harry | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre|USA: "YOU know things must be bad in your love life when even PARIS HILTON won’t go out with you.

But the hotel heiress has ruled out ever dating PRINCE HARRY – as she respects his ex-girlfriend CHELSY DAVY too much."

Will the Persecution Never End?

Video-gaping at Paris Hilton's joyride: "If you want to discover more of the dark underbelly of L.A., where celebrities hang side-by-side with drug dealers and other criminals, Mark Ebner’s upcoming book “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton” is for you.

It’s the story of Darnell Riley, who held “Girls Gone Wild” millionaire Joe Francis at gunpoint and videotaped him in a compromising position; bought 14 hours of naughty Paris Hilton video from Russian thieves; who boxed with Rick Salomon and picked up girls with Mickey Rourke."

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

This Skit Sounds Great . . .

. . . but I can't blog about it, and it might not ever air.

Will the Persecution Never End?

Apparently not.

This Is Not a Paris Hilton Item . . .

Instead, it's an item about Paris Hilton's nipples.

Thanks to Jeff (he's not staring) Meyerson for this link.

In the First Place, I Don't Belive It

And in the second place, I'm definitely not going to blog about it.

I Am Deeply Hurt . . .

. . . that I was not invited.

My Ban on Paris Hilton . . .

. . . is still in effect.

Shame on the AP

Unlike this blog, they couldn't stick to their ban.

Because the AP and I No Longer Mention Paris Hilton . . .

. . . I will not be linking to this.

Will the Persecution Never End?

Remember, this blog started the trend.

AP Entertainment Editor Institutes Ban on Paris Hilton Coverage: "NEW YORK The Associated Press decided to give up a major vice last week: its addiction to stories about Paris Hilton. In the past year, Hilton has appeared on the wire an average of twice a week.

The wire service's entertainment editor Jesse Washington sent a memo to staffers on Feb. 13 that said, barring any major events, the AP would not run any mention of Paris Hilton on the wire, according to the memo, which was obtained by the New York Observer.

In the Observer article Washington was quoted as saying, 'There was a surprising amount of hand-wringing. A lot of people in the newsroom were saying this was tampering with the news.' Washington added that one editor's response was: 'This is a great idea -- can we add North Korea?'

The AP was largely successful in the experiment, but Washington said that, unfortunately, her name did pop up in a couple of stories."

Will the Persecution Never End?

Jeff "Ever Vigilant" Meyerson has provided yet another example of America's co-called "justice."

Will the Persecution Never End?

Why aren't those guys out catching dope peddlers, hit men, and cat burglars instead of persecuting innocent blondes?

Thanks to Jeff "Wings of Justice" Meyerson for the link.

Will the Persecution Never End?

Probably not.

Commie Swine!

LiveLeak.com - Paris Hilton Flees From Autograph Signing In Austria: "Paris Hilton was in Vienna on February 15, 2007, where she attended the opera ball. Some Time before that, Paris gave a huge autograph session in a supermarket - thousands came. About halfway through the event a group of onlookers, identified by some as communists, began pelting her with cigarettes and lipstick. Paris was evacuated immediately."

Although I don't blog about Paris Hilton anymore, I felt compelled to speak out. Video at the link.

Somebody Stop Me!

Before I link to this!