Sunday, January 25, 2009

What, Me Worry?

2012: THE END IS NIGH! - New York Post: "The end of the world is nearly upon us, but there's a silver lining: At least you know when your 401(k) will finally hit bottom. Mark Dec. 21, 2012 on your calendar. That's the exact day that lots of normally sane people believe some disaster will befall our planet - and not the kind of annoying everyday disaster like your cable going out or Ethan Hawke writing another novel. We're talking Biblical proportions - the end of life on Earth as we know it."

Hat tip to Art Scott.

2 comments:

Todd Mason said...

Apropos of only your headline, MAD is apparetntly dropping frequency from monthly to quarterly, which seems to be pointlessly skipping a step. I know I'd be glum if still 10.

Anonymous said...

I like this one:

http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/breakingnews.html