I think this pretty much settles who'll win
I, Cthulhu, endorse Donald Trump: We will win, together, Cthulhu and Trump. We will win, and Cthulhu shall prevail. In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming a new dream and that dream is the American Dream.
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Makes more sense than most of the verbal fast-shuffling on the subject.
Yeah, but Trump will turn on him when he finds out Cthulhu is Mexican.
So Trump is a member of the Octopus Party?
What was the exchange between Owen Glendower and Harry?
Ah, yes.
Glendower: "I can summon spirits from the vasty deeps."
Harry: "Why, so can I. So can any man. But will they come when you call?"
I'd take Cthulhu over Hitlery any day. The lesser evil.
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