First It Was the Thin Mint Melee
The Smoking Gun: A Florida woman allegedly punched a convenience store employee in the eye after the worker demanded the return of a bag of Cheetos Puffs that the suspect had stashed “under her sundress in her groin area,” according to cops.
3 comments:
As far as I'm concerned, if they were down there she can keep them.
I was hoping she stashed the six pack down there too.
That would have been impressive.
Florida, of course. No wonder Hiassen's characters are so wacked...he's not writing fiction.
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