Monday, January 23, 2012

Is That a Lobster Tail, or are you Just Glad to See Me?

Houston News: And now there's Corpus Christi's Dwayne Porter. Police there say that employees of an HEB watched as the 53-year-old attempted to leave the store without paying for the lobster tail that was, rather unfortunately for Porter's dinner plans, protruding from his pants.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I saw Crustacean-Stuffed Pants open for Country Joe & the Fish in '69.