Paris Hilton shows off her ultra-cute micro pig Ms Piglet | Mail Online: "Paris Hilton showed off the cutest addition to her menagerie of pets - her micro-pig Ms Piglet.
The socialite was appearing on the Ellen DeGeneres show last night and told the host: 'This is my new piglet - Ms Piglet - she's so adorable.'"
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
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What about Frank Oz? For years he portrayed voice for a pig!
So Paris Hilton walks into a bar with Ms Piglet. A drunk walks up to her and says. What are you doing in here with that dog?" Paris says, "It's not a dog, it's a pig." The drunk replies, "I was talking to the pig."
I knew I could count on you, Cap'n!
"What does a pig refer to in a manuscript?"
"A shoat story"!
Well, that lowered the level.
She sure is great at coming up with creative, clever names for her pets, isn't she?
I could have written it for her:
Paris Hilton contacted her agent about her first manuscript. "It's not a long story" she explains, "it's only about a pig." Came the reply, "Oh, a shoat story?"
I'd make her squeal like one.
Ha ha! * blush *
Gee, isn't she afraid of catching the swine flu?
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