Woman arrested after offering sex for World Series tix | Philadelphia Inquirer | 10/27/2009: "Some fans will do anything to go to the World Series.
Bensalem police said they arrested a Philadelphia woman Tuesday after she offered to perform various sex acts to an undercover officer in exchange for tickets.
According to police, Susan Finkelstein, 43, posted an ad on Craigslist that read:
'DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)
'Diehard Phillies fan—gorgeous tall buxom blonde— in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!'"
Hat tip to Jeff Segal.
3 comments:
Maybe she was just offering to re-grout the tiles.
Oh, I think I just invented a new euphemism!
What's wrong with the good old barter system?
One by one our last rights are being taken away.
Jeff
Frankly, given all the open (and widely advertised) prostitution in Philadelphia (though perhaps less so in Bensalem), one does have to wonder why this woman was pursued, much less busted (POLICE SQUAD resonances intentional).
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