Friday, June 26, 2009

Baked or Fried?

Shelbyville Times-Gazette: Story: Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos: "A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.

Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.

According to Roddy's report, the pair became 'involved in a verbal altercation' with each other 'at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault.'"


Todd Mason said...

Well, this will be laughed out of Snack Court. Cheetohs potato chips?

Brent McKee said...

This just cries out to be included in an episode of The Simpsons, and not just because it happened in Shelbyvile - thought that doesn't hurt.

Kevin R. Tipple said...

Makes one wonder what was around food wise that they didn't use.

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Anonymous said...

Must have been fried as baked can't hurt.

Then again, they were probably too drunk to notice the difference.