Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Paris Hilton Update

Okay, here's my latest million-dollar idea: Paris Hilton, P. I. First the TV series, then the tie-in novels, action figures, etc. Are you listening, Paris?

Paris Suspects Burglar Was No Stranger to Her Home, Asks for Jewelry's Safe Return - E! Online: "Having viewed her home surveillance tapes, Paris Hilton doesn't think a stranger is responsible for burglarizing her Sherman Oaks, Calif., abode.

'I think whoever did this, definitely has been there before,' the ripped-off heiress told E! News Monday while perusing the racks at the L.A. boutique Intuition. 'We have some suspects that I'm thinking of.'"


Anonymous said...

She could earn it all back with a new tape, One Night in Paris's Jewelry Box.

Richard S. Wheeler

Zorro Alabnil said...


The well-deserved contumely will cease only when she pulls out of public view.

Todd Mason said...

More in the spirit of the season, see Hilton's interview page in the new ESQUIRE.

Bill Crider said...

Thanks, Todd!