Monday, December 22, 2008

Happy Birthday, Barbara Billingsley!

She's 93 today.


Anonymous said...

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!


Bill Crider said...

I should've known you'd committed that to memory. Now how about a little Shakespeare?

Benjie said...

"What a lovely dress you're wearing today, Mrs. Cleaver."

Gerard Saylor said...

93, wow. That's old.

Toby said...

After I posted my own tip o' the hat at Inner Toob, I came right over here to check - sure enough, you had it covered.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to hell twice for this:
June, wearing a pearl necklace- "Ward, maybe you were a litle hard on the beaver last night."

Not- even- signing- my- name.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

I love her. Glad you memorialized the occasion, Bill.