Friday, August 01, 2008

Headline of the Day

Master Bait & Tackle and Tiki Bar Cafe hit by burglars | news-press.com | The News-Press: "Cindy Thurber, the owner of the Tiki Bar Cafe, is determined to strike back at the criminals who burglarized her Bonita Beach Road restaurant over the weekend.

Tiki Bar Cafe and Master Bait & Tackle were both hit by burglars early Saturday and Sunday mornings."

3 comments:

David Cranmer said...

Ha! What a great header... haven't stopped laughing!

Cap'n Bob said...

Yeah, I knew a guy that worked a fishing boat. Started as an apprentice baiter and worked his way up to master baiter. I first told that joke about 45 years ago.

Jerry House said...

Cap'n, it was about that time that The Harvard Lampoon issued a newspaper parody The Boston Wretched American with the headline "Socialite Beats Off Three Muggers".