Packers try to buy off Favre for $20 million -- chicagotribune.com: "Though NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is waiting at least one more day to reinstate Brett Favre, neither that extra time nor a $20 million offer from the team to stay retired will resolve the Green Bay Packers' impasse with their record-setting quarterback or prevent him from reporting to training camp."
That's not the important announcement. Here's the important announcement: I hereby offer not to play for the Packers for $5 million. Yes, only 1/4 of what they're offering Favre not to play. What a bargain!
Not only that, I'm offering not to play for the New York Yankees for the same $5 million.
But wait! There's more. For another measly $5 million, I won't play for the Boston Celtics.
Get in touch, General Managers. I'm sitting by the phone.
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As long as they're offering money not to play, I'll settle for a half million from all the professional sports teams, football, basketball, or baseball. I'd even settle for half that in cash, thank you very much.
If they give me thirty bucks, I promise not to watch them on TV.
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