Friday, January 21, 2005

Important Safety Tip!

Always carry a pocket handkerchief!

I learned this from two episodes of The Adventures of Dr. Fu Manchu, the TV series I mention below. If you ever have to deal with (A) deadly poison gas ["The Death Ship of Dr. Fu Manchu"] or (B) virulent plague germs ["The Prisoner of Dr. Fu Manchu"], simply take the handkerchief from your pocket and use it to cover your nose and mouth. You'll be entirely safe and unaffected.

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