Tuesday, June 07, 2016

I think this pretty much settles who'll win

I, Cthulhu, endorse Donald Trump: We will win, together, Cthulhu and Trump. We will win, and Cthulhu shall prevail. In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming a new dream and that dream is the American Dream.


Dan said...

Makes more sense than most of the verbal fast-shuffling on the subject.

Jerry House said...

Yeah, but Trump will turn on him when he finds out Cthulhu is Mexican.

Richard Robinson said...

So Trump is a member of the Octopus Party?

Don Coffin said...

What was the exchange between Owen Glendower and Harry?

Ah, yes.

Glendower: "I can summon spirits from the vasty deeps."

Harry: "Why, so can I. So can any man. But will they come when you call?"

Cap'n Bob said...

I'd take Cthulhu over Hitlery any day. The lesser evil.