Tuesday, May 17, 2016

In That Case, Ma'am, You Are Free to Go

Walmart Theft Suspect Told Cops She Was "Too Lazy" To Pay For Stolen Sex Toys  

And you have to admit that she does look lazy.

5 comments:

Deb said...

That's a "Faces of Meth " face if I've ever seen one!

Jeffrey Meyerson said...

Lazt, maybe. Stoned, no doubt.

Jerry House said...

If you combine the "lazy" defense with the "Twinkie" defense, you've got a sure-fire get out of jail free card. Easy peasy.

Fred Blosser said...

I don't think I've ever seen "Walmart" and "sex toy" in the same sentence before.

Bill Crider said...

Who knew you could buy vibrating penis rings at Walmart?