Saturday, February 13, 2010

Put the Burrito on the Ground and Back Away Slowly

USATODAY.com - School mistakes huge burrito for a weapon: "A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, man. I guess they'll have to do a follow-up stake-out when that thing comes back out; it's gonna be a crappy job, but somebody's gotta do it. Let's hope the police notice he's pushing a piece instead of pulling one . . .

Anonymous said...

Put the Burrito on the Ground and Back Away Slowly

"What are things you say to Charles Barkley, Alex?"

Jeff