Sunday, October 25, 2009

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

The dog should have stayed off his lawn.

Scientist Arrested in Fight Over Dog Urine | "It is a case of 'he said, she said,' pitting a retired scientist against a convicted criminal. But in this case, the Ph.D. is the defendant, and her accuser is the one with the rap sheet.

It started with a couple out for a walk with their dog. Robert Shlemon, 26, admitted his pet peed on Hatice Cullingford's plants. Cullingford, 64, confronted Shlemon and his fiance in an argument that grew heated.

'He said he would go back and get his gun,' said Cullingford. 'I said, 'I'll shoot you.''"


Kevin R. Tipple said...

Clearly, "Have Pee, will travel" was a mistake. Updating the original "Have Gun, Will Travel" just won't work these days. I blame American Idol and Dancing With The Stars."

Todd Mason said...

Shlemon has a fiance, rather than a fiancee...perhaps the scientist was a homophobe...